Intro
Verse 1
Rams And Jams, Bulls And Biscuits
Crafts And Cattle, Sheep And Shortbread
Brought Before The Steward’s Gaze
Stock And Produce, Craft Displays
It’s A Day When People Have A Go
It’s The Local District Show
Verse 2
Akubras, Moleskins, Ties And Tinnies
Trade And Pleasure, Booze And Business
All The Experts ‘Round The Bar
Will Tell You Where The Best Sheep Are
From Mumblebone Or Old Ashrose
You’ll Find A Man Who Knows
Chorus
Once A Year From All Around
They All Converge On The Showground
Some Just Look, Some Compete
For Some It’s Just A Chance To Meet
The Kids'll Walk You Off Your Feet
But Everyone’ll Go To The Local District Show
Verse 3
Dagwood Dogs, Chips And Children
Sideshow Alley, Shams And Shooting
Red-Nosed Blokes, A Shabby Prize
Kiosk Girl With Hard, Dark Eyes
Tomorrow They’ll Be On The Go
It’s Just Another Show
Chorus
Once A Year From All Around
They All Converge On The Showground
Some Just Look, Some Compete
For Some It’s Just A Chance To Meet
The Kids'll Walk You Off Your Feet
But Everyone’ll Go To The Local District Show
Verse 4
Sprays And Presses, Dips And Demos
“Score A Bargain”, Says The Sales Rep
A Brand New Tank To Fit Your Need
Special Deals On Wire Or Feed
They’ll Tell You It’s All Priced To Go
Only At The Show
Chorus
Once A Year From All Around
They All Converge On The Showground
Some Just Look, Some Compete
For Some It’s Just A Chance To Meet
The Kids'll Walk You Off Your Feet
But Everyone’ll Go To The Local District Show
Verse 5
Sale At 3, Bids And Buyers
Spotters Scan “Hold The Hammer!”
The Auctioneer He Spits And Roars
“For A 25 These Rams Are Yours!”
Bids Fly Quickly To And Fro
When They Auction At The Show
Chorus
Once A Year From All Around
They All Converge On The Showground
Some Just Look, Some Compete
For Some It’s Just A Chance To Meet
The Kids'll Walk You Off Your Feet
But Everyone’ll Go To The Local District Show
