Verse 1
Not H.p. Lovecraft
Nor Stephen King
In Their Darkest Moments,
Who Would Dream Such A Thing?
Humongous Homunculus
Speaker Of Lies
It Is Said To Be Death
To Look In Its Eyes
Verse 2
What's Its Name?
This Creature Of Malice?
No One Knows For Sure
But The Locals Call Him Neil Patrick Fallon
Rumor Has It He's A Government Experiment
And Everything About Him Is A Masquerade
Others Say He's A Heavenly Angel
Getting Ready For The End Of Days
Pre-Chorus
Call Your Mama, Call Your Pa
Tell Everybody Here What You Saw
Call The Sheriff, Go Get The Priest
Vegetable, Mineral, Man, Or Beast?
Chorus
He's A No-Good Double Dealing
Snake-Eyed Soul Stealing
Serpent Of A Thing You'd Be Hard Pressed To
Call A Man
House-Breaking, Money Taking
God's Punishment; There's No Mistaking
His Footprints Leave Only Empty Eyes And Wasted Lands
Interlude
Verse 3
Cryptozoological Would Not Even Begin To Explain It
We Know Not Where It Comes From, Nor Do We Know Its Motivation
Pre-Chorus
Wake The Governor, Close The Roads
Pack Your Suitcase, Charge Your Phones
Neither Living Nor Deceased
Vegetable, Mineral, Man, Or Beast?
Chorus
He's A No-Good Double Dealin
Fork-Tongued Faith Healing
Serpent Of A Thing You'd Be Hard Pressed To
Call A Man
House-Breaking, Money Taking
God's Punishment; There's No Mistaking
His Footprints Leave Only Empty Eyes And Wasted Lands
Outro
Not H.p. Lovecraft
Nor Stephen King
In Their Darkest Moments,
Who Would Dream Such A Thing?
No-Good Double Dealing
Snake-Eyed Soul Stealing
Nothing But Empty Eyes And Wasted Lands
Not H.p. Lovecraft
Nor Stephen King
In Their Darkest Moments,
Who Would Dream Such A Thing?
No-Good Double Dealing
Fork-Tongued Faith Healing
Nothing But Empty Eyes And Wasted Lands
