Ballad Of Bobby Petrino, (The Girl In The Athletic Department With The Volleyball Shorts)
Originally Done By Am730 Yahoo Sports Radio's Chris Vernon (Now Defunct)
Verse 1
Riding Down The Highway, A Girls' On My Bike. Man, I Never Felt So Alive
Screaming Pig Sooie At The Top Of Our Lungs. Man, I Never Had This Much Fun
But Then She Reached Around And Put Her Hand On My Thigh. I Was In Heaven And I Closed My Eyes
Next Thing I Knew, I Wound Up In A Ditch, Oh Man, I Should Have Never Messed With This...
Chorus
Girl In The Athletic Department In The Volleyball Shorts
Girl In The Athletic Department In The Volleyball Shorts
Verse 2
My Face Is Messed Up. My Harley's In The Shop And I Don't Know If I'll Keep My Job
All Because She Reached Around To My Thigh. I Was In Heaven And I Closed My Eyes
Next Thing I Knew, I Wound Up In A Ditch, Oh Man, I Should Have Never Messed With This...
Chorus
Girl In The Athletic Department In The Volleyball Shorts
Beware Of The Girl In The Voll-Ey-Ball Shorts, She'll Touch Your Wiener...
Outro
Girl In The Athletic Department In The Volleyball Shorts
