Verse 1
This Leaf Belongs To Sassafras.
This Leaf Also Belongs To Sassafras.
This Leaf Also Also Belongs To Sassafras.
Sassafras Is Confusing.
Verse 2
The Fda Once Banned Sassafras
Because They Said You Could Get Cancer From Sassafras.
But You'd Have To Eat Like A Whole Tree Of Sassafras.
Are You Going To Eat This Whole Tree?
Verse 3
But You Can Do Lots Of Fun Things With Sassafras.
Their Leaves Thicken Gumbo, Their Roots Flavor Root Beer.
Use Their Leaves To Flavor Fun Things Like Syrups.
The Fda Only Banned It Because You Can Use It To Make Drugs.
Outro
Don't Do Drugs.
N.c.
(That Was Good.)
