Intro
Verse 1
Some Folks Are Writin' Love Songs And Songs About A Girl
Some Are Writin' All About The Endin' Of The World
Some Like Songs Of Happiness And Some Of Times Of Pain
You Can Keep 'Em All, I Like My Songs About A Train
Chorus
I'm On A Choo-Choo Rollin'
Never Comin' Back
On The Choo-Choo Rollin'
That's My Kind Of Track
Solo
Verse 2
Well, I Don't Mind A Story Of A Man That's Been Through Hell
If He's An Engineer And Reachin' Up To Ring The Bell
I Can Take A Sacred Song That's Serious And Slow
As Long As In Between The Lines, I Hear The Whistle Blow
Chorus
I'm On A Choo-Choo Rollin'
Never Comin' Back
On The Choo-Choo Rollin'
That's My Kind Of Track
Solo
Verse 3
Well, I Heard About A Man Whose Broken Heart Was Torn In Two
And Everybody's Got A Protest Song For You-Know-Who
Well, You Can Keep Them Barroom Ditties Stuck Inside Your Brain
The Only Thing That Clears 'Em Out Is Songs About A Train
Chorus
I'm On A Choo-Choo Rollin'
Never Comin' Back
On The Choo-Choo Rollin'
That's My Kind Of Track
Solo
Verse 4
You Can Spike The Football Or You Can Spike The Punch
Burn Right Through Your Paycheck On A Four-Martini Lunch
Pourin' Top-Shelf Liquor, Might As Well Be Cheap Champagne
That Don't Wet My Whistle Like A Song About A Train
Chorus
I'm On A Choo-Choo Rollin'
Never Comin' Back
On The Choo-Choo Rollin'
That's My Kind Of Track
Solo
Verse 5
I Could Live Without A Stanza 'Bout Some Roses Bein' Red
And Violets Are Just Flowers When They're Shriveled Up And Dead
Well, I Need More Murder Ballad Like A Bullet To The Brain
But I Still Make My Livin' Singin' Songs About A Train
Chorus
I'm On A Choo-Choo Rollin'
Never Comin' Back
On The Choo-Choo Rollin'
That's My Kind Of Track
Solo
Chorus
I'm On A Choo-Choo Rollin'
Never Comin' Back
On The Choo-Choo Rollin'
That's My Kind Of Track
