INTRO
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(Spoken) Chorus Of This Song Goes
Marijuana
Australiana
Cheaper Than Booze, Safer Than Pills,
Make You Sing Like Frank Sinatra, Mm Mm
Marijuana
Definitely Top Banana
It's The Greatest Craze Since The
Tiddly (?) Days And You Can
Buy It From Your Nearest Farmer
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(Spoken) You Got That?
Verse One
Have You Heard The Word About The Herb Superb?
You Can Take It From An Okka Like Me
Just Take A Toke For A Bit Of A Joke
You'll Be Outta Your Coolabah Tree
But The Bloke Next Door Wants To Call The Cops
Cause You're Smiling And Looking Happy
He Should Plant A Few Seeds, And Grow A Few Weeds
And The World Won't Look So Crappy
Chorus
Smoking That, Marijuana
Australiana
Cheaper Than Booze, Safer Than Pills,
Make You Sing Like Frank Sinatra, Oh Oh
Marijuana
Definitely Top Banana
It's The Greatest Craze Since The
Tiddly (?) Days And You Can
Buy It From Your Nearest Farmer
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(Spoken) Bit Of Tentative Singing There! Know It's Cool, Even The Police Know These Days,
When The Age Does An Eight Page Spread On Marijuana, That It Can't Be Far From Legalised, Right?
So Sing Out, Let It Rip
Verse Two
Well, I Was Having A Rave To This Cocky One Day
About Changing Some Of Our Laws
Said 'You Know They Arrest Us Folks With Grass, And
Lock Us Up Indoors'
He Said 'Serves You Right For Smoking That Grass
Leads You To Harder Stuff'
But I Found He Was Growing A Whole Plantation
Cause Life On The Land's A Bit Tough
Chorus
Growing That, Marijuana
Australiana
Cheaper Than Booze, Safer Than Pills,
Make You Sing Like Frank Sinatra, Oh Oh
Marijuana
Definitely Top Banana
It's The Greatest Craze Since The
Tiddly (?) Days And You Can
Buy It From Your Nearest Farmer
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Well, It's Getting That Time Of Year, When Nothings About, No-One Can Score. And The Reason Is Because
All The Local Stuff Has Been Smoked Between Like, February And November.
Christmas Is Coming, And Everyone Knows That Even The People Who Aren't Real Regular Smokers
Like A Little Bit For Christmas. It's Like, You Know, Buying A Couple Of Extra Bottles Of Scotch Or Something.
But If You Want Any, I'll Tell You Where To Go.
Verse Three
Well The Drug Squad, They've Got The Best Because
They Pinch It From The People They Bust
And They'll Sell You Some For A Bloody Great Profit
If You Can Find One You Can Trust!
But Apart From That, All The Doctors
They've Got To Keep Up The Country's Tax
So When The Pills And The Grog Start To Rock Your Whole Body
Got A Much Better Way To Relax
Chorus
Smoking That, Marijuana
Australiana
Cheaper Than Booze, Safer Than Pills,
Make You Sing Like Frank Sinatra, Oh Oh
Marijuana
Definitely Top Banana
It's The Greatest Craze Since The
Tiddly (?) Days And You Can
Buy It From Your Nearest Farmer
Verse Four
Now I'm Not Saying You Should Smoke The Old Grass
It'll Stuff Up Your Lungs
And Smoking Makes You Old And Sick
Instead Of Healthy And Young
But Plant A Few Seeds, Grow A Few Weeds
Rip Off A Head Or Two
And Boil Up The Billy For A Cup Of Herbal Tea
You'll Get The Right Point Of View
Chorus
Drinking That, Marijuana
Australiana
Cheaper Than Booze, Safer Than Pills,
Make You Sing Like Frank Sinatra, Oh Oh
Marijuana
Definitely Top Banana
It's The Greatest Craze Since The
Tiddly (?) Days And You Can
Buy It From Your Nearest Farmer
It's The Greatest Craze Since The
Tiddly (?) Days And You Can
Buy It From Your Nearest Farmer