Easier, Slightly Less Accurate Version:
Verse 1
Since I Still Appreciate You, Let's Find Love While We May
Because I Know I'll Hate You When You Are Old And Grey
So Say You Love Me Here And Now, I'll Make The Most Of That
Say You Love And Trust Me, For I Know You'll Disgust Me
When You're Old And Getting Fat!
Interlude
An Awful Debility, A Lessened Utility
A Loss Of Mobility Is A Strong Possibility
In All Probability I'll Lose My Virility
And You Your Fertility And Desirability
And This Liability Of Total Sterility
Will Lead To Hostility And A Sense Of... Futility
So Let's Act With Agility While We Still Have Facility
For We'll Soon Reach Senility And Lose The Ability
Verse 2
Your Teeth Will Start To Go, Dear, Your Waist Will Start To Spread
In Twenty Years Or So, Dear, I'll Wish That You Were Dead
I'll Never Love You Then At All, The Way I Do Today
So Please Remember, When I Leave In December...
I Told You So In May!
Harder, But More Accurate Version:
Verse 1
Since I Still Appreciate You, Let's Find Love While We May
Be Cause I Know I'll Hate You When You Are Old And Grey
So Say You Love Me Here And Now, I'll Make The Most Of That
Say You Love And Trust Me, For I Know You'll Disgust Me
When You're Old And Getting Fat!
Interlude
An Awful Debility, A Lessened Utility
A Loss Of Mobility Is A Strong Possi Bility
In All Probability I'll Lose My Virility
And You Your Fertility And Desirability
And This Liability Of Total Sterility
Will Lead To Hostility And A Sense Of... Fu Tility
So Let's Act With Agility While We Still Have Facility
For We'll Soon Reach Senility And Lose The Ability
Verse 2
Your Teeth Will Start To Go, Dear, Your Waist Will Start To Spread
In Twenty Years Or So, Dear, I'll Wish That You Were Dead
I'll Never Love You Then At All, The Way I Do Today
So Please Remember, When I Leave In De Cember...
I Told You So In May!
