Intro
Verse 1
Don’t Use Me As An Example I'm Just An Ordinary Man.
Sometimes All You Need In Life Is Someone To Give You A Hand.
They Call Me The Armless Sperm Donor, I'm In There 7 Times A Week,
It’s A Fresh Cleanse To My Soul, I'm On A 200 Day Streak.
On My Way To Donate Again. I Take The Bus Cause I Don’t Have A Hand.
The Clinic Puts Me In A Room And Says Were Sending Someone.
Chorus
They Send Victoria, Victoria To Give Me A Hand.
Vic And I Helping Society Just Doing What We Can.
Victoria, Victoria, Victoria
I Just Want To Make Society A Better Place Hand By Hand.
Verse 2
Don’t Let My Selflessness Catch You By Surprise. I'm On Another Level Than These Other Guys.
I Don’t Need To Give A Dollar To A Homeless Man. I'm On A Mission To Do Something Much More Grand.
I'm Making Human Deposits I'm A Community Builder I Don’t Need To Give Charity
Or Entertain The Elderly.
If I Feel Generous Or I Feel Heavy In My Pants.
I See The Staff At The Sperm Clinic And Ask If She’s Here By Chance.
Chorus
They Send Victoria, Victoria To Give Me A Hand.
Vic And I Helping Society Just Doing What We Can.
Victoria, Victoria, Victoria
I Just Want To Make Society A Better Place Hand By Hand.
