Verse
Mean Mister Mustard Sleeps In The Park, Shaves In The Dark Trying To Save Paper
Sleeps In A Hole In The Road, Saving Up To Buy Some Clothes
Keeps A Ten-Bob Note Up His Nose, Such A Mean Old Man
Such A Mean Old Man
Verse 2
His Sister Pam Works In A Shop, She Never Stops, She's A Go-Getter
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Takes Him Out To Look At The Queen, Only Place That He's Ever Been
Always Shouts Out Something Obscene, Such A Dirty Old Man
Dirty Old Man
