Intro
N.c.
One, Two. One Two Three Four,
Verse 1
Strip Mall Optometrists And Hunters’ Wives
Kids With Fades And Gay Haunted Hay Rides
Dogs Dressed Like Deadpool And Moms With Only Fans
I’m In Love With Everyone That’s Covering This Land
Verse 2
Blue Apron Hawkers And Jaw Dropped Faces
Teen Car Washers And Chained Free Masons
All The Proud Balders And The Finasteride Cases
I’m In Love With Everyone That’s Scattered ‘Round The Nation
Verse 3
Open Carry Hipsters And It/Fae Systems
The Redpilled Litter The Conjoined Sisters
The Botox Addicts And All The Little Critters
I Love All Those Little People I Just Have To Go And List Them
Verse 4
Cold Cut Men, Hot Pocket Girls
If You Can’t Count To 10, Or You Can’t Talk To Girls
I Would Love You Like A Lover Like A Mother Like A Friend
I Could Love You All The Time I Could Love You To The End
Chorus
The Nation Turns Its Lonely Eyes To You
Hi-Chew And Pwned Noobs
If God Could Make You Your Own Scene
Of Sunbeams On Wet Dew
Sing A Thousand Lullabies To Red Eyes From Blue Screens
They Turned Their Lonely Eyes To You
But I Knew What That Means
Outro
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