Full Album Of Salem The Musical
Salem : The Ep
1. Back In Boston
2. An Idle Brain Invites The Devil In
3. The Samuel Touch
4. Cursed
5. Witch Hunter General
6. Show Them The Light
1. Back In Boston
Intro
What's Boston Like, Abby ?
Is Is Full Of Temptation ? And Sin ? And Clams ?
Oh, I Bet It's Terribly Awful
Verse 1
Oh Yeah, It's Terrible In Boston
The Kind Of City You Get Lost In
Full Of Sin, Full Of Spice, Words Never Make You Think Twice
I Don't Dare Miss It Yeah, Screw Boston
Pre-Chorus
If I Am Honest I Am Drowning
This Place Screams Cult, This Perfect Town Thing
Full Of Rules, Full Of Right, They Say Shit Like Smote And Smite
I Guess I Miss It Yeah, That Boston
Where The Freedom Pours Like Wine
I Guess I Miss It Most Of The Time
Chorus
Back In Boston, There On The Harbor
The Sun Would Rise, Each Day Was New
Back In Boston, Sky's The Limit
It Was Fun, 'Cause Nobody Knew You
I Was Free To Explore, Free To Be More Than
Pure, Meek, Playing Along
I Had The Room To Be Wrong
Back In Boston
Interlude
Oh, Oh Oh, Oh Oh
Verse 2
I'm Glad I'm Gone I'm Better Off Now (Now, Now)
Those People Weren't Holy Like Thou (Thou, Thou)
Who Needs More Than One Book, God Sent Me Up There To Cook
It Was Outlandish There In Boston
Pre-Chorus
Out Here I Feel Like An Impostor
Some Distant Relative They Foster
Here I'm Stuck As A Waif, I Need A Place I Feel Safe
To Prove There's Life Outside Of Boston
Chorus
Back In Boston, There On The Harbor
The Sun Would Rise, Each Day Was New
Back In Boston, I Didn't Harbor
My Real Thoughts The Way I Know They All Do
I Was Free To Explore, Free To Be More Than
Pure, Meek, Playing Along
I Had The Room To Be Wrong
Bridge
Here In Salem, We Have Our Virtues
The Good Book, We're All Work And All Pray
Here In Salem, We Are Tested
We'll Be Strong, Never Led Astray
What Need Have I For Fun
When I'm A Chosen One
Outro
I'm Done Backing Boston
Oh Oh Oh Oh, Oh Oh
2. An Idle Brain Invites The Devil In
Intro
An Idle Brain Invites The Devil In
Father Forgive Me For My Sins, My Sins
Give Me Punishments And Rules
And Never-Ending Sunday School
An Idle Brain Invites The Devil In
Verse 1
Happy Means Doing What I Should (Happy Means Doing What I Should)
See! Look, I'm Smiling Coz' I'm Good (You're Good!)
My Knees Are Sore From Prayer (Ah)
Yeah, My Favourite Shape Is Square (Ah)
Happy Means Doing What I Should!
Chorus
I Never Listen To The Voice Inside Me
It's Better With Commandments There To Guide Me
I Stay Safe Inside The Fence
Even When Things Don't Make Sense
Judge Me, Give Me Grades
Oh God Advise Me!
Verse 2
Who Needs A Hug When You're A Saint? (Who Needs A Hug When You're A Saint?)
I Only Need My Self Restraint
It's Quaint
When I'm Perfect As Can Be
Father Finally Will Love Me
Who Needs A Hug When You're A Saint?
Bridge
Evil, Sin And Doubt
I'll Help To Point It Out
And If I Am Impure
More Punishment's The Cure
Show Me Sins And Stuff
Till' I Am Good Enough
Good Enough
Good Enough, Oh Man!
Chorus
I Never Listen To The Voice Inside Me (I Never Listen!)
It's Better With Commandments There To Guide Me (Oh Guide Me!)
I Stay Safe Inside The Fence (Ooh!)
Even When Things Don't Make Sense
Judge Me, Give Me Grades (Ah!)
Oh God Advise Me!
Bridge
Paradise Has Got A Spot For Me!
Flawless Is All I Need To Be!
To Be!
Predestined And Elective
I Do All That They Expect
Paradise Has Got A Spot For Me!
Chorus
An Idle Brain Invites The Devil In (La La La La La La)
Father Forgive Me For My Sins, My Sins! (La La La La La La)
Give Me Punishments And Rules (La, La La, La)
And Never Ending Sunday School (La La La, La,La)
An Idle Brain Invites The Devil In (La La La La La La La!)
3. The Samuel Touch
Verse 1
I Think I've Finally Done It, At Last It's Plain To See
A Letter From My Minister, Dear Lord, I'm Gonna Pee
The Seal Must Symbolize Me, A Brave Nude Guy
They Finally Think I'm Cool
Yes, Not Now, Don't Cry
Hello, Rev'rend Parris
See Now They Know My Name
It Is With Utmost Urgency
You Know Of Recent Claims
They Say That There Is Witchcraft Circling Our Great State
If You Cannot Defame Them Boston Doth Await
Boston Doth Await, Oh !
Chorus
Wuh-Uh-Oh
Can't Go Back To Boston
Wuh-Uh-Oh
'Cause It Sucked So Much
Wuh-Uh-Oh
I'll Save Salem From Sin
That's The Samuel Touch
That's The Samuel Touch
Verse 2
I Can't Go Back To Being The Punching Bag Of The Boston Ministry
Giving Sponge Baths To The Retired Reverends
Reverend Parris, The Whole Town Is Praying For You
Oh ? To Leave ! Oh
This Village Just Needs The Samuel Touch
Let's See What I Can Fix
Excuse Me, I Was Walking
Hey Ben ! How Have You Been
The Baby Won't Stop Crying
Allow Me To Tuck Them In
I Think She's Crying Harder
I'll Just Tuck In Tight
Hey Look At That, She's Quiet
Have A Lovely Night
Hello Local Lady
Hi
I'll Help You Cross The Street
Oh No, No
You Weight A Little More Than Me
Put Me Down You Deadbeat
Hey Charles ! A Bone For Your Pup
He Died Last Night
I'm Sorry For Your Loss
It's All Your Fault, You I Smite
Chorus
Wuh-Uh-Oh
I Want Them To Love Me
Wuh-Uh-Oh
Samuel Sucks So Much
Wuh-Uh-Oh
One Day They Won't Shove Me
That's The Samuel Touch
That's The Samuel Touch
Bridge
Hear Ye, Hear Ye
After Reading Your Feedback From The Compliment Box
It Seems You May Have Mistook It As A Complaint Box
As The Most Common Submissions Were Death Threaths And Yo Mama Jokes Directed
At Me
You Also Wrote That Your Homes Are Chilly
So I'll Drag Around This Barrel Of Hot Coals To Every Door In Town
Please Note There Is A One Lump Per Household Maximum
Oh ! I've Dropped The Coals
Ooh I'm Sorry! Ooh, It's Hot, Hot! Ow! Outch
Yes, Step Around, Tap Around
Ooh, Tap Around The Coals
Oh Look At You, You're Very Talented
Have We Invented A New Dance Form? I Like It!
Back In Boston, The Clergy Bullies
Made Me Clean And Lick Every Floor
Back In Boston, Nobody Liked Me
Here In Salem I Might Be More
I Can't Let Rumors Run This Town
Or Back To Boston I'll Be Bound
Chorus
Wuh-Uh-Oh
At Last They All Love Me
Wuh-Uh-Oh
Our Feet Hurt So Much
Wuh-Uh-Oh
They Won't Get Rid Of Me
That's The Samuel Touch
That's The Samuel
That's The Samuel
That's The Samuel Touch
Outro
N.c.
I'm Touchin' You- Oh, I'm Sorry-What- What? We're Done? Okay.
4. Cursed
Verse 1
They Could Enchant Anybody And You'd Hardly Ever Tell
It Almost Looks Like Nothing If The Witch Can Do It Well
But You'll Know Its Bewitching
If You Begin Itching
Spiders, Small Pox, Thick Wool Sweaters
It Begins With A Scratch Or Two Or Three
When You Think About Fleas, Poison Ivy Or Disease
Just Focus On Your Stitching, But Wait!
Are You Still Itching?
Chorus
Cursed!
We're Taken Over By A Force We Can't Control
Bedevilled In The Worst Way
They Got All Of Us, For Real
Cursed!
We're Taken Over
I Believe That Was Their Goal
Bedеvilled In The Worst Way
We Agree It's How Wе Feel
Verse 2
And Have You Heard A Drum Beat That Made You Want To Move?
Look! You're Tapping With Your Toe But The Preacher Won't Approve
The Rhythm Have Commanded
Because You've Been Enchanted
You Know I'm Righteous, I Don't Choose To Thrust My Hips
What's Happening!? I'm Dancing With Suggestive Finger Tips
Too Pious, For The Twerking
It's Witches And It's Working!
Chorus
Cursed!
We're Taken Over By A Force We Can't Control
Bedevilled In The Worst Way
They Got All Of Us, For Real
Cursed!
We're Taken Over
I Believe That Was Their Goal
Bedеvilled In The Worst Way
We Agree It's How Wе Feel
Bridge
Vicious, Itching, Dancing Beat
Get The Witches Out Of Me!
Send A Doctor, Send A Monk
We're Possesed And In A Funk
We Have A Duty
Now To Spread The News
So No One Else Will Suffer Witch Abuse
If We Tell Salem Everything We Know
Then Maybe We Can Rescue Someone (Some!)
Pre-Chorus
So Tell One Friend And They'll Tell A Couple More
They All Deserve To Know You've Been Possessed, They Can't Ignore!
We Itched And Danced All Day
Just Ten Feet From Where We Pray
Oh, We'll Run Him Out Of Town!
Chorus
Cursed!
We're Taken Over By A Force We Can't Control (Oh, They'll Run Him Out Of
Town!)
Bedevilled In The Worst Way
They Got All Of Us, For Real (They Will Run Yeah)
Cursed!
We're Taken Over
I Believe That Was Their Goal
Bedеvilled In The Worst Way
We Agree It's How Wе Feel
Outro
They Could Enchant Anybody And You'd Hardly Ever Tell
5. Witch Hunter General
Intro
Verse 1
I Hear Salem's Got Some Problems
Where To Begin?
Well Guess What I Am Here To Solve Them
Where Have You Been?
I'm Hopkins, Your Legit Witch Finder
There Could Be One Right There Behind Her (Ooh!)
Pre-Chorus
We'll Give The Witches A Prick
If There's No Mark, Its A Trick!
Finding Witches Is Easy And Quick
Chorus
I've Got It Right With Me!
They'll Run But Can't Hide
That's Why I'm Called
Witch Hunter General!
I'vе Got It Right
Spelled Out In Pure Black And Whitе
They Could Be Anyone You Know!
Verse 2
I've Done My Research
A Gentleman Scholar
I've Been Approved By The Church
Queen Mary Told Him To Call Her
A Careful Reading Of The Good Book
The Bible, Yes
Shows You The Ways That Witches Could Look
Oh, Your Book, Splendid Yes
Pre-Chorus
Look For A Mark. Hey! That's It!
Could Be A Wart Or A Zit
Either Way We Cannot Acquit
Chorus
I've Got It Right With Me!
They'll Run But Can't Hide
That's Why I'm Called
Witch Hunter General!
I'vе Got It Right
Spelled Out In Pure Black And Whitе
They Could Be Anyone You Know!
Verse 3
What Might My Point Towards The Witches?
Poor As Church Mice? (Ooh!)
Up At Midnight? (Ooh!)
Extra Hair? (Ooh!)
No Hair? (Ooh!)
Whispered Meetings? (Ooh!)
Husband Cheating? (Ooh!)
Lack Of Breeding? (Ooh!)
Over Eating? (Ah!)
Get Creative Because You Never Know...
Pre-Chorus
It's Probably Who You Dislike, It's Time For Salem To Strike
Bring Out The Gallows, It's Time To Shine!
Chorus
I've Got It Right With Me!
They'll Run But Can't Hide
That's Why I'm Called
Witch Hunter General!
I'vе Got It Right
Spelled Out In Pure Black And Whitе
They Could Be Anyone You Know!
Bridge
We Must Test The Accused!
A Witch Will Not Drown
Gentlemen! Bring In The Tub!
Are They Bouyant? (Tub!)
Or An Annoyant? (Tub!)
Got A Blemish? (Tub!)
Too Coquettish? (Tub!)
Or Worse, A Skeptic? (Tub!)
We Can't Accept It!
We Can't Accept It!
We Can't Accept It! Tub!
Pre-Chorus
It's Proudly Who We Dislike, It's Time For Salem To Strike
Bring Out The Gallows, It's Time To Shine!
Chorus
He's Got It Right! You'll See (I've Got It Right, You'll See)
They'll Run But Can't Hide
That's Why He's Called (That's What I'm Called)
Witch Hunter General!
We've Got It Right (I've Got It Right)
Spelled Out In Pure Black And Whitе
They Could Be Anyone You Know! (Oh Yeah!)
They Could Be Anyone You Know
They Could Be Anyone You Know
Outro
N.c.
Well, That Was Fun!
6. Show Them The Light
Intro
Verse 1
They Say Faith Is Tested
So I Am Patient, I Am Pure
They Say We're Infested
So I Listen, I Endure
What Is This Dark Feeling?
I Can't Let It Go
I Drank Up Their Libel
Let Them Cleave Us, Ours And Theirs
My Town's Turning Tribal
While I Cling To Books And Prayers
I'm Dreading The Path I've Always Known
I'm Dreading The Thought It's Overgrown
Pre-Chorus
If They Lied About This
If They Lied, I Did Too
Chorus
This Is Our Final Warning
This Is The Damning Bell
Thought I Was Listening Closely
But I Wasn't Listening Well
What Starts As Sparks Will Spiral
The Truths Become A Hazе
I've Been Inhaling Smoke
Unaware Wе're All Ablaze
It's Time To Make Their Wrong A Right
What Can I Do?
Who'll Show Them The Light?
Verse 2
I Stood Proud Beside Them
I Was Favoured, Idle Brained
I Let Their Worship Warm Me
Now I'm Freezing, My Soul Stained
I Stayed Safe Inside The Fence
Close My Eyes To What Makes Sense
Chorus
This Is Our Final Warning
This Is The Damning Bell
Thought I Knew Everything
But Now I See Those Cast A Spell
What Starts As Sparks Will Spiral
The Truths Become A Hazе
I've Been Inhaling Smoke
Unaware Wе're All Ablaze
It's Time To Make Their Wrong A Right
The question now :
N.c.
"Who'll Show Them A-?"
Bridge
Burn It All, Burn The Truth, Burn The Town
What They Want's To Burn It All, Burn It Down
In The End, Will Anyone Be Left Around?
If I've Sinned, Follow Blind, Let Them Win
Is It A Sin? To Change My Mind, Trust Within
Maybe The Men Aren't Who Should Be In Charge?
Chorus
This Is Your Final Warning
This Is The Damning Bell
You Better Listen Closely
I Know How To Break This Spell
What Starts As Sparks Will Spiral
I've Sifted Through The Haze
We've Been Inhaling Smoke
But Now I Know We're All Ablaze
Outro
This Is My Purpose, This Is My Plight
I Hear Your Call
I'll Show Them The Light