(From The 2026 Album Hello, Honky Tonk)
Intro
Verse 1
Who Gets The Horses
When Cowgirls Get Divorces?
Do They Split The Homemade Weed?
Is It All Joint Custody?
Do Tornadoes Have A Quota?
Do They Just Hate Oklahoma?
Why's The Porch The Place To Be
When It's Coming After Me?
Chorus
Hell, I Don't Know
I Just Keep On Asking Why
Guess I Like To Sit And Ponder
Let 'Em Roll 'Round In My Mind
And Then They Go
Like The Day You Up And Left Me
How Does One Heart Get So Heavy?
Why Do Cowboys Like To Roam?
Hell, I Don't Know, Ooh
Verse 2
Why Do You Park In A Driveway
And Don't Get High On The Highway?
Why Do We Give Each Other Flowers
When We Know They're Gonna Die?
Why's It Gotta Be So Dark
Just So You Can See The Stars?
Why's It Wake Me In The Morning?
Why's It Keep Me Up All Night?
Chorus
Hell, I Don't Know
I Just Keep On Asking Why
Guess I Like To Sit And Ponder
Let 'Em Roll 'Round In My Mind
And Then They Go
Like The Day You Up And Left Me
How Does One Heart Get So Heavy?
Why Do Cowboys Like To Roam?
Hell, I Don't Know, Ooh
Post-Chorus
Ooooooooh
Mmmmmm
Verse 3
Why Do We Look For Greener Pastures?
Where Do We Go In The Afters?
Why Do I Get So Damn Lonely?
Why Won't You Pick Up The Phone?
How Do Birds Know When To Fly?
Are We Running Out Of Time?
Thinking To Myself, Are Some Things
Just Better Left Alone?
Chorus
Hell, I Don't Know
I Just Keep On Asking Why
Guess I Like To Sit And Ponder
Let 'Em Roll 'Round In My Mind
And Then They Go
Like The Day You Up And Left Me
How Does One Heart Get So Heavy?
Why Do Cowboys Like To Roam?
Hell, I Don't Know, Ooh
Outro
Ooooh
Hell, I Don't Know, Ooh
Ooooh
