Not Sure If He's Using A Capo But In E. What A Song!
Those Note In Parenthases, I'm Playing Individual Notes, Not Chords)
Intro
Verse 1
Plastic In Your Testicles, Cancer In Your Fish
Won't Let You In The Hospital, Time To Make A Wish
Hope For Better Days Ahead, Sit On Your Behind
Watch Two Geezers Argue, Tryin' Not To Lose Your Mind
Celebrate The Holiday, Time To Blow Shit Up
Happy Birthday America, Yup, Yup, Yup
Verse 2
Gender Neutral Bathroom, Whatcha Gonna Do?
Time To Choose A Leader, Number One Or Number Two
You Go Down To The Urgent Care, Tell Em Your In Pain
You Gotta Get The Good Stuff, The Kind That Rots Your Brain
Celebrate The Holiday, Liquor In Your Cup
Happy Birthday America, Yup, Yup, Yup
Verse 3
You Gotta Print The 10 Commandments, Hang 'Em On Your Wall
With Liberty And Justice, Democracy For All
Except Maybe The Arabs, Probably Not The Poor
Surely Not The Young Folks, We're Saving Them For War
Celebrate The Holiday, Tell Uncle Sam "What's Up?"
Happy Birthday America, Yup, Yup, Yup
Instrumental
Outro
