One Year Ago It Was Snowin' Like Crazy
And We Bought Two Sleds And A Bottle..
Ran To The Top Of The Hill
And You Raced Me Back Down
And We Kissed At The Bottom..
Memories We Made That Are Useless Today
And That I Wish I Could Have Forgotten..
Cause Early December We Finally Broke Up
But Now Christmas Feels Just
Like A Coffin
We Could Have Waited..
'Til After The Parties
When Everyone Asked Where You Were
Ey.. Ey..
Reff :
Merry Christmas, Merry Nothing
This December Sucks
I'm Alone Under A Mistletoe
While You're Fuckin' A Slut Somewhere
Santa Clause Ain't Real
He's Fake Just Like Most People
Fake Just Like Most People,
Fake Just Like Most People..
Christmas, Merry Nothing
This December Sucks
I'm Alone Under A Mistletoe
While You're Fuckin' A Slut Somewhere
Santa Clause Ain't Real
He's Fake Just Like Most People
Fake Just Like Most People,
Fake Just Like Most People..
Santa's Fake Just Like Most People
Fake Just Like Most People..
I Can't Walk Into A Mall
Cause This Holiday-Music
Makes Me Want To Die
Every Time I See A Snowman, It's Mood
Cause That's Really How I Feel Inside..
Everything's Red Or It's Green
But The Coca Is White
And Lonely Is Blue..
All That I Want This Christmas
Is Amnesia And Good Dick
From Somebody New
We Could Have Waited..
'Til After The Parties
When Everyone Asked Where You Were
Ey.. Ey..
Reff :
Merry Christmas, Merry Nothing
This December Sucks
I'm Alone Under A Mistletoe
While You're Fuckin' A Slut Somewhere
Santa Clause Ain't Real
He's Fake Just Like Most People
Fake Just Like Most People,
Fake Just Like Most People..
Christmas, Merry Nothing
This December Sucks
I'm Alone Under A Mistletoe
While You're Fuckin' A Slut Somewhere
Santa Clause Ain't Real
He's Fake Just Like Most People
Fake Just Like Most People,
Fake Just Like Most People..
Santa's Fake Just Like Most People
Fake Just Like Most People..
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===Original Chord===
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One Year Ago It Was Snowin' Like Crazy
And We Bought Two Sleds And A Bottle..
Ran To The Top Of The Hill
And You Raced Me Back Down
And We Kissed At The Bottom..
Memories We Made That Are Useless Today
And That I Wish I Could Have Forgotten..
Cause Early December We Finally Broke Up
But Now Christmas Feels Just
Like A Coffin
We Could Have Waited..
'Til After The Parties
When Everyone Asked Where You Were
Ey.. Ey..
Reff :
Merry Christmas, Merry Nothing
This December Sucks
I'm Alone Under A Mistletoe
While You're Fuckin' A Slut Somewhere
Santa Clause Ain't Real
He's Fake Just Like Most People
Fake Just Like Most People,
Fake Just Like Most People..
Christmas, Merry Nothing
This December Sucks
I'm Alone Under A Mistletoe
While You're Fuckin' A Slut Somewhere
Santa Clause Ain't Real
He's Fake Just Like Most People
Fake Just Like Most People,
Fake Just Like Most People..
Santa's Fake Just Like Most People
Fake Just Like Most People..
I Can't Walk Into A Mall
Cause This Holiday-Music
Makes Me Want To Die
Every Time I See A Snowman, It's Mood
Cause That's Really How I Feel Inside..
Everything's Red Or It's Green
But The Coca Is White
And Lonely Is Blue..
All That I Want This Christmas
Is Amnesia And Good Dick
From Somebody New
We Could Have Waited..
'Til After The Parties
When Everyone Asked Where You Were
Ey.. Ey..
Reff :
Merry Christmas, Merry Nothing
This December Sucks
I'm Alone Under A Mistletoe
While You're Fuckin' A Slut Somewhere
Santa Clause Ain't Real
He's Fake Just Like Most People
Fake Just Like Most People,
Fake Just Like Most People..
Christmas, Merry Nothing
This December Sucks
I'm Alone Under A Mistletoe
While You're Fuckin' A Slut Somewhere
Santa Clause Ain't Real
He's Fake Just Like Most People
Fake Just Like Most People,
Fake Just Like Most People..
Santa's Fake Just Like Most People
Fake Just Like Most People..