Verse 1
Well, There's A Hole In The Ass Of The United States
And It Toots And It Shoots And It Wastes And Complains
And There's A Troll In The Hole Collecting Troll Tolls And Fees
Yeah, A Moron From The Pentagon
They Call This One Pete And He's The Troll In The Hole In The Ass Of The Country
Verse 2
Well, Things They Slip Out And Other Things They Slip In
It's A Revolving Door Getting Filled To The Brim
With Any Company With A Product That'll Kill Folks With Ease
Anybody Knows If You're Wanting Dough, There's A Place You Can Reach
It's In The Hole In The Ass Of The Country
Bridge
And There's Seepage And There's Leakage
No One Knows Where It Goes
Some Drips On Our Friends, Some Drips On Our Foes
It Travels All Around The World And It's For Your Protection
It Seems To Land In The Hands Of Anyone But A Veteran
Verse 3
Sometimes A Politician Says He's Bringing The Plug
Yeah, He's Headed, He's Going To Patch It
And He Went Sure Enough, By The Time He Sits Down In The Big Oval Office
The Ass Ambassadors Come A Running And They Fill Up His Pockets
He Says, "Sorry, Boys, I've Seen The Light
We Need It Deeper
We Need It Darker
We Need It Five Times As Wide
That's The Hole In The Ass Of The Country."
