Robbing A Bank
As Recorded By Hunter Flynn
(2026 Release)
Intro
Verse 1
Well, I Woke Up Late On Monday Morning
Just In Time To Work My Life Away
Another Day, Another Dollar
At Least That's What They Always Say
Verse 2
Well, There Must Be Holes In Both My Pockets
‘Cause I Can't Find A Dime To Save
The Government Takes Half My Paycheck
Now That's What I Call Pocket Change
Pre-Chorus
Well, I Can't Take Life Like This No More
So, I Think I'll Grab My Gun And Hit The Door
Chorus
‘Cause I'm Robbing A Bank
Or Maybe A Convenience Store
And I'm Starting To Think
Jail Would Beat Sleeping On The Floor
Well At Least They Get 3 Meals A Day
It's A Win For Me Either Way
Yeah, I'm Robbing A Bank
Interlude
Verse 3
Well, The Ac's Broke And The Roof Is Leaking
Phone Bill Is Higher Than My Credit Score
The Bengals® And The Cats® Keep Losing
Can't Pick Myself Up Off The Floor
Pre-Chorus
No, I Don't Know What Else To Do
Except Paint My Face To Match These Oversized Shoes
Chorus
I'm Robbing A Bank
Or Maybe A Convenience Store
And I'm Starting To Think
Jail Would Beat Sleeping On The Floor
Well At Least They Get 3 Meals A Day
It's A Win For Me Either Way
Yeah, I'm Robbing A Bank
Instrumental Break
Verse 4
It Went Down Just Like I Planned It
I Wonder What Would Smokey® Say
‘Cause I Made Out Just Like A Bandit
A Big Ole House Right Off The Bay
Pre-Chorus
Where I Sing This Song To You
From Jail Cell Number 192
Chorus
Oh, I Robbed A Bank
Now I'm Shopping At The Commissary Store
And I Sleep With A Shank
But At Least I'm Not Sleeping On The Floor
Now I Get 3 Meals A Day
No, I Never Planned To Get Away
Yeah, Yeah, I Robbed A Bank
