Intro
Verse 1
Come One Come All It’s Time To Get Wrecked
We Got 80 40S On Deck
And You Know
You Can Pee On The Floor
Verse 2
You’d Catch These Scissors If Malt Liquor Were Blades
Y'know You Might Have To Help Me Get Laid
Cuz It’s Not That Easy To Break
Fused To Your Flesh With A Roll Of Duct Tape
Verse 3
I Came Straight Away From My Hated Work
Not To Get Fucked With By Some Ill Acquainted Jerk
Who Brought This Bitch Boy Today?
Some Random Slut That Accused Me Of Rape
That’s Not The Kinda Butt Games I Play
Urine The Wrong Time And The Wrong Place
Verse 4
How You Likin’ That Free Beer We Served?
Cuz You’re About To Get Just What You Deserve
You Really Shouldn’t Talk Shit To The Host
Cuz I’ll Turn You Into A Ghost
I've Got Vodka Mixing In My Veins
With 2 Mickeys And A Bag Of Cocaine
My Sweet Baby Cocaethylene
My Sweet Baby Cocaethylene
Verse 5
So Of Course I Was Too Drunk To Get It Up
But She Was So Chill That She Didn’t Give A Fuck
I'mma Put A Ring On That Bitch
Pounded Two Cobras And She Didn’t Have To Piss
And I Thought That Was Pretty Fuckin' Tits
Oh I Thought That Was So Fuckin' Tits
Outro
If It’s Magic
Why Am I So Tragic
I’m Just Getting What I Deserve
I’m Just Getting What I Deserve
I’m Just Getting What I Deserve
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