This Song Has Many Quick Changes Between G And Bb, And Between Bb And C. Here's A Word Of Advice:
Use Barre Chords For The Entire Song. Whenever Your Index Finger Is Barring The Third Fret For The G
Or C Chords, You Can Quickly Play A "Small" Bb Chord By Lifting Your Other Fingers, Leaving Your Index Finger
Down On The Third Fret, And Striking Only The D, G, And B Strings (Which Form, When Pressed Down At The
Third Fret, A Bb Triad). The Same Trick Applies For The A, C, And D Chords At The End Of The Song, But
Shifted Up To The Fifth Fret.
Intro
Verse 1
I Go To College, That Makes Me So Cool
I Live In A Dorm And Show Off By The Pool
I Join The Right Clubs Just To Build An Impression
I Block Out Thinking, It Won't Get Me Ahead
My Ambition In Life
Is To Look Good On Paper
All I Want Is A Slot
In Some Big Corporation
Interlude
Verse 2
Belushi's My Hero, I Lampoon And I Ape Him
My News Of The World Comes From Sports Illustrated
I'm Proud Of My Trophies Like My Empty Beer Cans
Stacked In Rows Up The Wall To Impress All My Friends
No, I'm Not Here To Learn
I Just Want To Get Drunk
And Major In Business
And Be Taught How To Fuck, Whoo!
Bridge
Win, Win,
I Always Play To Win
Want To Fit In Like A Cog
In The Faceless Machine
Chorus 1
I'm A Terminal (Terminal) Terminal Preppie
Terminal (Terminal) Terminal Preppie
Terminal (Terminal) Terminal (Terminal)
Terminal (Terminal) Terminal
Verse 3
I Want A Wife With Tits
Who Just Smiles All The Time
In My Centerfold World
Filled With Springsteen And Wine
Some Day I'll Have Power
Some Day I'll Have Boats
A Tract In Some Suburb
With Thanksgivings To Host
Solo
Chorus
I'm A Terminal (Terminal) Terminal Preppie
Terminal (Terminal) Terminal Preppie
Terminal (Terminal) Terminal Preppie
