(From The 2026 Album Honest Woman)
Intro
Verse 1
Said He Wouldn't Do It, But He Did It Again
I Was Washing His Jeans, Found Jenny's Lipstick
Stepped Outside And Lit A Cigarette
I Ain't Figured Out What I'ma Do With Him Yet
Ooh, I Hope Mama And God Forgive Me
Ooh, I'm Giving That Wheel To Whiskey
Chorus
I'm Sitting Out Here, Getting Drunk As A Mother
Bottle In One Hand, Gun In The Other
He Might Wanna Think About Staying At Her House
I'm On The Front Porch Drinking, Thinking Right Now
What Would Jack Do?
What Would Jack Do?
Tell The Sheriff It Was Jack When He Asks Who
Verse 2
Angel On My Shoulder Says, "Don't Do Nothin'"
Jack Says, "Don't Feel Bad, He Had It Comin'"
Jack Says, "Dig A Hole, He'll Be Any Minute Now"
Jack Says, "Do It In The Kitchen Then Burn That Whole House Down"
Chorus
I'm Sitting Out Here, Getting Drunk As A Mother
Bottle In One Hand, Gun In The Other
He Might Wanna Think About Staying At Her House
I'm On The Front Porch Drinking, Thinking Right Now
What Would Jack Do?
What Would Jack Do?
Tell The Sheriff It Was Jack When He Asks Who
What Would Jack Do?
What Would Jack Do?
If He Was Hoping For Mercy, I Got Some Bad News
Instrumental Break
Chorus
I'm Sitting Out Here, Getting Drunk As A Mother
Bottle In One Hand, Gun In The Other
He Might Wanna Think About Staying At Her House
I'm On The Front Porch Drinking, Thinking Right Now
What Would Jack Do?
What Would Jack Do?
Tell The Sheriff It Was Jack When He Asks Who
What Would Jack Do?
What Would Jack Do?
If He Was Hoping For Mercy, I Got Some Bad News
Outro
Yeah, I Got Some Bad News
