Chords Of This Legendary Burialgoods Song That Has Been In My Head For A While Now I Tried To Play It Myself
And Thought Why Shouldn't I Post It Here.. I'd Suggest Playing The Intro And Outro Like Fingerstyle But Aside
From That Idek Here's The Original Song!
Intro
Verse 1
Once Upon A Poem Shoddy,
Whilst I Pondered On The Potty
Over Many A Dank And Odorous Straining Of A Booty Sore;
Suddenly, There Came A Knocking, Knocking At The Bathroom Door.
"Tis Occupied," I Cried Demurely,
N.c.
"Surely Your Forbearance I Implore!"
Verse 2
"But You See, There Is Another, And As I Am Spraying Thunder,"
"Giving Birth Just Like A Mother To This Turd My Bowels Bore,"
"Leave Me Hence, I Plead!"
At This, A Ruffian Battered Down The Door.
All At Once He Entered, Panting, Eyes Ablaze And Bowels Chanting
Verse 3
Of A Violent Evil, Ranting, Stewing From The Night Before;
Dropped His Trousers Then And There, And Shat Straight Down Upon The Floor.
"Vile Crackhead, Leave!" I Stuttered, But He Squatted There And Muttered;
Just A Single Word He Uttered.
Quoth The Crackhead: "Nevermore."
Verse 4
Violently I Slapped The Villain, But He Bodied Me Like Krillin
And I Needed Penicillin For The Hole In Me He Tore.
"Please," I Begged Him From The Corner,
"To Thyself Some Dignity Restore!"
"Take Thyself Out From My House And Pick Thy Deuce Up Off My Floor!"
And That Deuce, It Still Lies Sitting, And That Crackhead Still Is Shitting,
Still Is Shitting, Deed Unwitting, Still Committing Crimes Upon My Floor
Shitting On My Bathroom Floor
Outro
Shitting On My Bathroom Floor
Shitting On My Bathroom Floor
And He Will Be,
Evermore.
