Intro
Verse
It Was Finally Cooling Down
In Tijuana Town
The Mariachi Played Straight Tequila Night
When In Rome
So I Gotta Slice Of A Lime
And A Glass Of Patrón
About Then I Blinked
I Was Out In The Street
Singing Hall & Oats To The Mexican Police
Chorus
Tequila Turns Me Into Someone Else
I Don’t Even Recognize Myself
I Woke Up In Cell In Cozumel
But I Drink Tequila... Still
Verse
I’m Jekyll And Hyde, It’s A Hell Of A Ride
I Stop Making Sense And Start Crossing Lines
I Called My Ex, She Didn’t Pick Up So I Text
I Told Her We’d Get Married
Now I Have To Fake My Death
Chorus
Tequila Turns Me Into Someone Else
I Don’t Even Recognize Myself
I Woke Up In A Tux In A Hotel
But I Drink Tequila... Still
Bridge
I Drink Tequila, Still I Never Learn
I Pour It Out And Let It Burn
My World Down, But I’ll Be Back For More
Chorus
Tequila Turns Me Into Someone Else
I Don’t Even Recognize Myself
I Woke Up Feeling Like I Been Through Hell
Cuz I Drank Tequila
I Hope I Don’t Wind Up Back In Jail
Cuz I Drink Tequila Still
Outro
I Drink Tequila Still
I Drink Tequila
Mmm
I Drink Tequila... Still