Your New Boyfriend

Intro : A A7 F#m Dm

ALife Isn't Quite What I Thought It'd Be
When C#I Was A Kid On Voip
I F#mThought When I'd Get Older,
I'd DMarry Her.. IDm Told Her

But ANow I'm 26, Work In An Office
C#9 'Til 5, Not The Best, I'll Be Honest
F#m  If I Could Change A Single DThing
I'd Make It DmMe And Not Him..

(Chorus)
But DHe's In Your Bed,
DmI'm In Your Twitch CAhat
DI've Got The Key
And DmHe's Just A DoormatA​
And DEven Though He's GotDm Social Skills
That ADoesn't Mean I Can'tA7 Pay The Bills
DAnyway, Make TheDm Most Of Him,
Cause AShe Moves On
Pretty C#Bloody Quick, ODoh.Dm.
BmYour New Boyfriend's An Arseh0Le (Wo !)

Int. : A C# F#m D Dm
       A C# F#m D Dm

Yeah, AI've Met Jared
(Of Course I've Met Jared)
The C#One That Took You Away From Me
F#m  You Hit It Off Instantly
I DKnow, Cause You Won't StopDm Telling Me
I've ASeen His Jawline, 
Shoulders And Muscles
C#Push Against His Fashion Sense
I've F#mThought About
What He Looks Like Nude
D (I'm Not Gay ThoughDm)  A​

Cause AShe's Living The Dream.C#.
Oh, F#mShe's Living The Dream..
From DBack When We WereDm Seventeen
AShe's Living The Dream.C#.
Oh, F#mShe's Living The Dream
From DBack When We WereDm Seventeen

AHow On Earth Can I Be Saved?
When AI'm One Click Away From Insane
F#m  I Just Think That I Deserve
A DLittle Bit OfDm What I Earned
I'm ANot Gonna Make Another Scene
C#The One I Made When I Was 23
Means I'm F#mNot
Allowed In Disney World D  Dm   D​

(Chorus)
But DHe's In Your Bed,
DmI'm In Your Twitch CAhat
DI've Got The Key
And DmHe's Just A DoormatA​
And DEven Though He's GotDm Social Skills
That ADoesn't Mean I Can'tA7 Pay The Bills
DAnyway, Make TheDm Most Of Him,
Cause AShe Moves On
Pretty C#Bloody Quick, ODoh.Dm.
BmYour New Boyfriend's AnBm Arseh0Le

Int. : A C# F#m D Dm

I AThink About You EverC#yday..
So F#mHow On Earth Can I BDe SavedDm..
I AThink About Him A Lot C#As Well
F#mMaybe If He Wasn't Fine ADs HellDm..
Cause You're ABeauty.. And You'reC# Grace
Your F#mTelephone Calls
Are DMy FavoriteDm Place
A  I Want You ToC# Notice Me
F#m  With No Restraining DOrderDm Please
(Jason DeruAlo!)
I Want You To C#Care..
F#m  I Want To Smell YoDur HairDm.. A​

Intro : E E7 C#m Am

ELife Isn't Quite What I Thought It'd Be
When G#I Was A Kid On Voip
I C#mThought When I'd Get Older,
I'd AMarry Her.. IAm Told Her

But ENow I'm 26, Work In An Office
G#9 'Til 5, Not The Best, I'll Be Honest
C#m  If I Could Change A Single AThing
I'd Make It AmMe And Not Him..

(Chorus)
But AHe's In Your Bed,
AmI'm In Your Twitch CEhat
AI've Got The Key
And AmHe's Just A DoormatE​
And AEven Though He's GotAm Social Skills
That EDoesn't Mean I Can'tE7 Pay The Bills
AAnyway, Make TheAm Most Of Him,
Cause EShe Moves On
Pretty G#Bloody Quick, OAoh.Am.
F#mYour New Boyfriend's An Arseh0Le (Wo !)

Int. : E G# C#m A Am
       E G# C#m A Am

Yeah, EI've Met Jared
(Of Course I've Met Jared)
The G#One That Took You Away From Me
C#m  You Hit It Off Instantly
I AKnow, Cause You Won't StopAm Telling Me
I've ESeen His Jawline, 
Shoulders And Muscles
G#Push Against His Fashion Sense
I've C#mThought About
What He Looks Like Nude
A (I'm Not Gay ThoughAm)  E​

Cause EShe's Living The Dream.G#.
Oh, C#mShe's Living The Dream..
From ABack When We WereAm Seventeen
EShe's Living The Dream.G#.
Oh, C#mShe's Living The Dream
From ABack When We WereAm Seventeen

EHow On Earth Can I Be Saved?
When EI'm One Click Away From Insane
C#m  I Just Think That I Deserve
A ALittle Bit OfAm What I Earned
I'm ENot Gonna Make Another Scene
G#The One I Made When I Was 23
Means I'm C#mNot
Allowed In Disney World A  Am   A​

(Chorus)
But AHe's In Your Bed,
AmI'm In Your Twitch CEhat
AI've Got The Key
And AmHe's Just A DoormatE​
And AEven Though He's GotAm Social Skills
That EDoesn't Mean I Can'tE7 Pay The Bills
AAnyway, Make TheAm Most Of Him,
Cause EShe Moves On
Pretty G#Bloody Quick, OAoh.Am.
F#mYour New Boyfriend's An F#mArseh0Le

Int. : E G# C#m A Am

I EThink About You EverG#yday..
So C#mHow On Earth Can I BAe SavedAm..
I EThink About Him A Lot G#As Well
C#mMaybe If He Wasn't Fine AAs HellAm..
Cause You're EBeauty.. And You'reG# Grace
Your C#mTelephone Calls
Are AMy FavoriteAm Place
E  I Want You ToG# Notice Me
C#m  With No Restraining AOrderAm Please
(Jason DeruElo!)
I Want You To G#Care..
C#m  I Want To Smell YoAur HairAm.. E​