Ode To The Bouncer

Ode To The Bouncer                -  Studio Killers

Chorus
COoh, Let MeGm In Or I'll GeA#t Physical WithGm YouFm​
CI Just GottaGm Dance Right Now, It'A#s Critical ToGm Do Fm    Gm​

Verse
GmNo, I Haven't Had No Dope, Lift Up The Velvet Rope
Mr. Doorman, Stop GmTeasin', I'm Freezin' Out Here

See, I've Got Friends Inside, It's My Birthday Tonight
And I'm Not Wearing Trainers, Not To Mention GmKnickers

It's Futile To Debate With Saint Peter At The Gate

Made Of Protein Milkshake And Low Carb Intake
Gm'Cause All In All, You're Just Another Prick At The Door

Chorus
COoh, Let MeGm In Or I'll GeA#t Physical WithGm YouFm​
CI Just GottaGm Dance Right Now, It'A#s Critical ToGm Do Fm    Gm​

Post-Chorus
CBouncer, HeyGm BouncerA#, Bouncer,Gm Bounce, BounceFm, Bouncer
CBouncer, HeyGm Bouncer                   A#               Gm    Fm​
     (I Just Gotta Dance Right Now, It's Critical)

Verse
Ooh, GmBouncer, Empowered And Aroused, I See It In Your Trousers

And In The Way You Browse Her (Look, She's In)
GmWhat? Her Dress Is Up To Waterline, Bitch Is Clearly Borderline

Nose As White As Snow White's In The Moonlight
GmWe Stand In Awe, In Front Of 'Nother Prick At The Door

Chorus
COoh, Let MeGm In Or I'll GeA#t Physical WithGm YouFm​
CI Just GottaGm Dance Right Now, It'A#s Critical ToGm Do Fm    Gm​

Post-Chorus
CBouncer, HeyGm BouncerA#, Bouncer,Gm Bounce, BounceFm, Bouncer
CBouncer, HeyGm Bouncer                   A#               Gm    Fm​
     (I Just Gotta Dance Right Now, It's Critical)

Chorus
COoh, Let MeGm In Or I'll GeA#t Physical     Gm    Fm​
CI Just GottaGm Dance Right Now, It'A#s Critical   Gm    Fm    Gm​

Verse
Gm  So, You Can Play Karate, You Thick Illiterati
I'm A Black Belt At Life, So Go Home To Your Ugly GmWife

You've Forgotten Your Wisdom, The Window To The Ladies Room

A Whole New Possibility For A Cat Like Me

Chorus
COoh, Let MeGm In Or I'll GeA#t Physical WithGm YouFm​
CI Just GottaGm Dance Right Now, It'A#s Critical ToGm Do Fm    Gm​

Post-Chorus
CBouncer, HeyGm BouncerA#, Bouncer,Gm Bounce, BounceFm, Bouncer
CBouncer, HeyGm Bouncer                   A#               Gm    Fm    C​
     (I Just Gotta Dance Right Now, It's Critical)