Impostor Syndrome

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E MyC#m Own Dog,A My Own Fur CBomCmpanion
C#m My Own Old F#Lady On A Forum
A Who Types InAm Glittery Decorum

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E MC#myself OutA Walking EverBy CmDay And
C#m I Hand My F#Legs To The Feet And
A I Give MyAm Head To ThAme LeG#mash

Chorus :
F#m Every Other BDay I'm Wondering
E What's A HumanC#7 Being Gotta Be Like
F#m What's A Way To BJust Be Competent
E These Sweet InC#7stincts Ruin My Life

F#m Every Other BDay I'm Wondering
E Was It A MiC#7stake To Try And DF#mefine
What I'm Certain's BMad Incompetence
E These Sweet InstiF#mnctsG#m    AmRuin My Life

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E NotC#m K ThroughA Eight, Nor BK DCmash Nine
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A For Canine,Am Grossly OverquaElified

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E And ThatC#m Truth RAemains For ThBe CmWalmart
C#m 'Cause In Either F#Case They Say To Me..
AWhat The Fuck IsAm Lost In Aisle 3

Chorus :
F#m Every Other BDay I'm Wondering
E What's A HumanC#7 Being Gotta Be Like
F#m What's A Way To BJust Be Competent
E These Sweet InC#7stincts Ruin My Life

F#m Every Other BDay I'm Wondering
E Was It A MiC#7stake To Try And DF#mefine
What I'm Certain's BMad Incompetence
E These Sweet InstiF#mnctsG#m    AmRuin My Life

Int. : F#m B G#m C#
       F#m B E..
       F# D#m B C#
       F# D#m B C#
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F# Just D#mWatch Me, BMoving Far C#Away..
F# NoD#mbody BEven KnowsC# MyDm NaD#mme And
No One SusG#pects That I'm Not Fine, And
B NobodyBm Outs Behavioral FrankeF#nstein

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F# And Syd D#mWith The BY At U OfC# A.Dm.
D#m And All The G#Majors At The Labels
B RebootingBm Soon As I AmG#m Able

Chorus :
Every Other C#Day I'm Wondering
F# What's A Human D#7Being Gotta Be G#mLike
What's A Way To C#Just Be Competent
F# These Sweet InsD#7tincts Ruin My Life

G#m Every Other DC#ay I'm Wondering
F# Was It A MisD#7take To Try And DeG#mfine
What I'm Certain's C#Mad Incompetence
F# These Sweet InsD#7tincts Ruin My Life

G#m Dadada DaC#da Da Dadada..
F# Dadada DaD#7da Da DadadaG#mda..
Dadada DaC#da Da Dadada..
F# These Sweet InsD#7tincts Ruin My Life

G#m Dadada DaC#da Da Dadada..
F# Dadada DaD#7da Da DadadaG#mda..
Dadada DaC#da Da Dadada..
F# These Sweet InsD#7tincts Ruin My Life

Outro : G#m C# F# D#7
        G#m C# F#..