The Old Dun Cow

Where It Says G To F It's A Walk Down From 3Rd Fret
On The E String To 1St On The E String

Verse 1
Some FAmriends And I In A Public House
Were PGlaying Dominoes One Night. Am​
When InGto The FRoom The Barman Came
His FFace All Chalky EWhite.
“WhatAm‟S Up?” Says Brown. “Have You Seen A Ghost?"
"Have You SeeG Your Aunt MarAmia?”
“Oh, Me AuntG Maria BFe Buggered,” Says He,
“The BFloody Pub‟S On FiEre!”

Verse 2
“AmOn Fire?” Says Brown, “What A Bit Of Luck!"
G"Everybody FolloAmw Me!"
"Down To GThe Cellar, FIf The Fire‟S Not There,"
"We‟Ll HaveF A Rare Old SpreeE.”
So WeAm All Went Down After Good Old Brown,
And BoozGe We Could Not AmMiss,
And We GWeren‟T TherFe Five Minutes Or More
FTill We Were All HEalf-Pissed.

Chorus
And TAmhere Was Brown, Upside Down,
LGicking Up The Whiskey Off The FloAmor.
G“Booze, Booze!” The FFiremen Cried,
As TFhey Came Knockin’ At The EDoor (Clap Clap)
“Don‟AmT Let Them In Till It‟S All Mopped Up,"
SomebGody! Shouted "MaAmcintyre." (Macintyre)
And We GAll Got BluFe-Blind PEaralytic Drunk
When The FOld Dun ECow / CaughAmt Fire.

Verse 3
Then SAmmith Went Over To The Port-Wine Tub
And GGave It A Few Hard KnocksAm; (Clap Clap)
And SGtarted FTaking Off His Pantaloons,
LikewFise His Shoes And ESocks
“HoldAm On,” Says Brown, “We Can‟T Have That,"
"YoGu Can‟T Do That IAmn Here.
“Don‟T GoG WashingF Your Trotters In The Port-Wine Tub,"
When We‟FVe Got All This LiEte Beer.”

Chorus
And TAmhere Was Brown, Upside Down,
LGicking Up The Whiskey Off The FloAmor.
G“Booze, Booze!” The FFiremen Cried,
As TFhey Came Knockin’ At The EDoor (Clap Clap)
“Don‟AmT Let Them In Till It‟S All Mopped Up,"
SomebGody! Shouted "MaAmcintyre." (Macintyre)
And We GAll Got BluFe-Blind PEaralytic Drunk
When The FOld Dun ECow / CaughAmt Fire.

Verse 4
WellAm, Then There Came An Awful Crash,
HaGlf The Bloody Roof Gave AmWay.
We Were GDrownedF In The Firemen‟S Hose,
StilFl We Were GoinEg To Stay.
So We AmGot Some Tacks And Our Old Wet Slacks
And We GNailed Ourselves InAmside,
And We GSat There FSwallyin‟ Pints Of Stout
Till WFe Were Bleary EEyed.

Chorus
And TAmhere Was Brown, Upside Down,
LGicking Up The Whiskey Off The FloAmor.
G“Booze, Booze!” The FFiremen ECried,
As TFhey Came Knockin’ At The EDoor (Clap Clap)
“Don‟AmT Let Them In Till It‟S All Mopped Up,"
SomebGody! Shouted "MaAmcintyre." (Macintyre)
And We GAll Got BluFe-Blind PEaralytic Drunk
When The FOld Dun ECow / CaughAmt Fire.

Verse 5
LAmater That Night When The Fire Was Out
We GCame Up From The Cellar AmBelow
Our PGub Was BFurned, Our Booze Was Drunk
And Our FHeads Were A-Hangin’ ELow
"Oh LoAmok,” Says Brown, With A Look Quite Queer
It Seemed GSomething Caught His AmIre
"We’ve GGotta Get FDown To Murphy’s Pub
It FCloses On The EHour!"

Chorus
And TAmhere Was Brown, Upside Down,
LGicking Up The Whiskey Off The FloAmor.
G“Booze, Booze!” The FFiremen Cried,
As TFhey Came Knockin’ At The EDoor (Clap Clap)
“Don‟AmT Let Them In Till It‟S All Mopped Up,"
SomebGody! Shouted "MaAmcintyre." (Macintyre)
And We GAll Got BluFe-Blind PEaralytic Drunk
When The FOld Dun ECow / CaughAmt Fire.