Charming

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Charming, As Performed By Pattycake Feat. Jordan Litz
Written By Layne Stein And Anthony Wakim
Chords By Ingmar Ollieuz
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Released As A Single In April 2026
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Intro
You EKnow They Named Me, Charming
Not ACharles, Not A/F#Clifford, Not KEent
Just Bm9Charming, No Last EName
Like AmI'm A Am/F#Perfume SB7cent

"Just FFind A Girl!" My Father Said
And A#Then ProA#/Gduce AnF Heir
Well I C#7Have The Girl.... Well, Had
Where Did Csus/GCharming Get Me?C7​
Nowhere  F7​

Verse 1
I A#Enter A BaA#maj7ll, And The A#6Whispers BegA#maj7in!
"He's A#Dashing, So Dm7Handsome!C#m7 Would You Cm7Look At His Grin?F7"
I'm CmJust Supposed ToCmmaj7/G Smile, ACm7nd Give The GirF7l A Twirl!
ForCsusget My Plans ForC7 A DemocracyFsus, Girls Just See KeF7ys To The MonarcCm7hy  F7​

Verse 2
Does A#Anyone AskA#maj7 What I A#6Think Of The War?A#maj7    Nope!
Or A#Taxes, Or RoDm7ads, OrC#m7 Literally Cm7Anything MoF7re?
They CmWant The HandsomeCmmaj7/G Trophy Man
And Cm7Not The 5-YearF7 Plan!
I CsusTried To Lead WithC7 Good Diplomacy
FAll They Want IsFm7 Pomp AnA#7d Pageantry

Pre-Chorus
Cb  Then, There's CbmHer. The A#Girl Who Lost Her G7Shoe
And CsusDisappears LikeC7 Every Plot HolCm7e I See ThroF7ugh

Chorus
I'm More Than Just A#  CharmiA#maj7ng
I'm More Than A Cm7Smile  F7​
I'm More Than The Cm7Arm Piece, That AF7 Princess Needs
To A#Walk Her Down The AisFm7le   A#7​
I CbBalanced Our ECbmconomy And A#Opened Trade Last Year
I FsusCut The Tariffs
F7But That's Not WhatDm7 They All Want To HeaG7r  G(b9)​
I'm Cb6Just The Guy To Gdim/ESearch The Land
With A#/FFragile FootwearG7 In His Hand
I'm More Than Just A Cm7CharmingF7 Prince For A#A Girl!A#m/C#       Cm7    F7​

Verse 3
A A#Boy Meets A A#maj7Girl But, He A#6Finds Out She's A#maj7Dead!
My A#Job Is To Dm7Save Her,C#m7 So The Cm7Plot Moves AheF7ad
I'm CmJust A Prince, A Cmmaj7/GNoun, No Name!
ExCm7ist, But Don't CoF7mplain
CsusFind A PrincessC7 That You Love But Then
FYou Find Out There'sFsus SeveF7n Other Men
F7    "Wait What?"

Verse 4
A A#Princess Is A#maj7Cursed, That's The A#6Setup I A#maj7Guess
A A#Girl, A Witch, A Dm7Prince
I C#m7Mean, That's ICm7t More Or Less F7​
Just CmSave The Girl, That'sCmmaj7/G Great
No Plans For Cm7Healthcare, War OrF7 State!
No, You CsusLet The PrincessC7 Do The Feeling
FYour Job Is Just ToFm7 Do ThA#7e Kneeling

Pre-Chorus
And CbBy The Way, We Picked You A CbmBride
Your A#Future's Pre-AG7greed!
CmBut NowDm I'm StCbdimarting ToC7/E Wonder
Cm7(b5)/F#Is This What I Really NeF7ed?

Chorus
I'm More Than Just A#Handsome A#maj7​
I'm More Than A Cm7Prop   F7​
I'm More Than The Cm7Guy In Tights OnF7 Horseback
And Whose A#Name They All ForFm7got! A#7​
I've CbSmiled Through HyCbmpocrisy To A#Last Me 10 Careers
And For Cm7/FGod's Sake, No MorF7e Royal Balls
They're  Dm7Traps With ChanG7delieG(b9)rs
A Cb6Kiss Without ConGdim/Esent Is Gross
So I A#/FGuess She'll Lay ThereG7 ComatosG7e
I'm More Than Just A Cm7CharmingF7 Prince For A#A GirlA#m/C#!      Cm7    F7   Cb​

Bridge
DmWe Act The Dmmaj7/ARole,     AnDm7d We Wear TheG7 Crown
CmWe Lift Them UCmmaj7/Gp,      BCm7ut They HoldF7 Us Down
I Could Em7Stop Global Warming, But A7No One Would Care
In A A7Princess's Story
Is The Prince Even A7There? A#7​

Chorus
I'm More Than Just D#Charming
Do I Get A Fm7Plot? Probably Not
I'm Just A Fm7Face They Frame
Wait, Fm7What's His Name?
I'm The D#Hero TFm7hey ForgoD#/Gt!
So G#If You Want A FG#mairytale, GoD#/G And Buy The BoC7ok
But Fm7News For You
The Fm7Prince Inside ItGm7 Only Has OnC7e LoC(b9)ok!
Stand G#6Tall And Smile
D#dim/ADon't Offend
That's D#/A#Where The Royal TC7raining Ends
C7    I'm More Than Just A
Fm7Handsome, Gallant,Cm/G Mindless, CharmiG#ng Prince
A#susFor   A#7A   D#Girl!  D#7/C#         G#     Fm    D#/A#        D#​