Laments

Intro
Amaj7 E7 Amaj7 E7

Verse 1
It's A GrAmaj7een-Striped Sheet Lifted From Me
I Am FrBee Of Two Very Heavy BAmaj7odies
Amaj7Once We Three Had Slept Soundly
I Couldn't KBeep Them Around
FBold The Blankets Down, And
FE7ound New SleepingAmaj7 Ground

Verse 2
BAmaj7ed-Springs Squeaking, TEires Squealing Away
FrAmaj7om One Another — We All E7Used To Be Lovers Here
BAmaj7odies Laying SEay They'll Stay, Just Like BAmaj7oxes
Stacked The Same Way, LabE7eled And Separated, Hey

Chorus
E7Go Ahead, Take The Couch
I Know I DAmaj7on't Wanna Sit Here Next To Nobody
E7Go Ahead, Take The Fridge
I Know I DAmaj7on't Want You Going Hungry, Yeah
E7Go Ahead, Take The Cat
I Know You're Amaj7Only Gonna Be Coming Back, So
Dmaj7Go Ahead, Take It All
I KnEow You've Been Wanting TDmaj7o
SettlBe DAown
HAas It Always BEeen
SBettling DAown?

Verse 3
E
One on the left says to the one on the right :
Amaj7"I Could Make A Very Good Wife For You"
E
One on the right says to the one on the left :
Amaj7"Let's Take This EOne Step At AAmaj7 Time"
E
One on the right says to the one on the left :
Amaj7"You Know I Need You EAll The TAmaj7ime"
E
One on the right says to the one on the left :
Amaj7"I Think I ChEanged My MAmaj7ind"

Interlude
MB7y Insides Sing

Bridge
EA Song For The Sad Ones
EWho Say They'll Marry, They Guess
Amaj7(If She’s Wearing A White Dress
Amaj7If He Behaves His Very Best!)

EA Song For The Sad Ones
EWho Say They'll Marry, They Guess
Amaj7(If She’s Wearing A White Dress
Amaj7If He Behaves His Very Best!)

EA Song For The Sad Ones
EWho Say They'll Marry, They Guess
Amaj7(If She’s Wearing A White Dress
Amaj7If He Behaves His Very Best!)

Interlude
EYes, Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes Amaj7​
EYes, Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes Amaj7​

Chorus
E7Go Ahead, Take The Couch
I Know I DAmaj7on't Wanna Sit Here Next To Nobody
E7Go Ahead, Take The Fridge
I Know I DAmaj7on't Want You Going Hungry, Yeah
E7Go Ahead, Take The Cat
I Know You're Amaj7Only Gonna Be Coming Back, So
Dmaj7Go Ahead, Take It All
I KnEow You've Been Wanting TC#mo
SettlBe DAown
HAas It Always BC#meen
SBettling DAown?

Outro
C#m7My Elastic, Steel, And Spring
B7They Will Tell You Everything
Amaj7If You Lay Down, For A Minute
C#m7My Elastic, Steel, And Spring
B7They Will Tell You Everything
Amaj7If You Lay Down, For A Minute

The MC#m7attress Maker's Makin' His LB7iving
By The Minute, By The MAmaj7inute
The MC#m7attress Maker's Makin' His LB7iving
By The Minute, By The MAmaj7inute
The MC#m7attress Maker's Makin' His LB7iving, Baby
Amaj7By, By The Minute
The MC#m7attress Maker's Makin' His LB7iving, Baby
Amaj7By The
The MC#m7attress Maker's Makin' His B7Living, Baby
Amaj7By, By
The MC#m7attress Maker's Makin' His LB7iving, Baby
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