Houdini

Skit: Paul Rosenberg
Hey, Em, It's Paul
Hh, I Was Listening To The Album
Good Fucking Luck, You're On Your Own

Em Guess Who's BacAmk, Back Again?
B Shady's BacEmk, Tell A Friend
Em Guess Who's BacAmk, Back Again?
B Shady's BacEmk, Tell A Friend

Em Guess Who's BacAmk, Back Again?
B Shady's BacEmk, Tell A Friend
Em Guess Who's Back, Guess Who's Back
Am Guess Who's Back, Guess Who's Back
B Guess Who's Back, Guess Who's Back
Em Guess Who's Back

(DadadaEm Da Da DaAm Da Da Da)
(DadaBda Da Da DaEm Da)

Well EmLook What The Stork Brung (What?)
Little Baby AmDevil With The Forked Tongue
And It's Stickin' Out BYeah Like A Sore Thumb
(Bleah)
With A Forehead EmThat It Grew Horns From
Still A White Jerk

Em Pullin' Up In A Chrysler To The CAmypher
With The Vic's, Percs And A Bud Light Shirt
BLyrical Technician An Electrician
Em Ya'll Light Work

And I Don't Gotta EmPlay Pretend
It's You I Make Believe
AmAnd You Know I'm Here To Stay Cause Me
BIf I Was To Ever Take A Leave
EmIt Would Be Aspirin To Break A Feve

EmIf I Was To Ask For Megan Thee
AmStallion If She Would Collab With Me
BWould I Really Have A Shot At A Feat?
I Don't BKnow But I'm Glad To Be Back, Like

Reff :
 AEmbra AbracAmadabra (And For My Last Trick)
 B I'm Bout To Reach In My Bag,Em Bruh
 AEmbra AbracAmadabra (And For My Last Trick) 
 B Just Like That And I'm Back,Em Bro

Now EmBack In The Days Of Old Me
(When) Right Around The AmTime
I Became A Dope Fiend
Ate Some CoBdeine, As A Way Of Coping
Taste Of OEmpiates, Case Of O.e

Turned Me IntEmo Smiley Face Emoji
My Shit May AmNot Be Age Appropriate
But I BWill Hit An Eight Year Old In The Face 
EmWith A Participation Trophy

Cause I Have EmZero Doubts
That This Whole AmWorld's 'Bout
To Turn Into Some BGirl Scouts
That Censorship EmBureau's Out
(To Shut Me Down)

So When EmI Started This Verse
It Did Start Off AmLight Hearted At First
But It Feels Like BI'm Targeted Mind Bogglin'
How BMy Profit Has Skyrocketed

Look What EmI Pocketed
Yeah The Shit Is Just AmLike
Ya'll Have Been Light Joggin' And
I've BBeen Running At Full Speed
And That's Why EmI'm Ahead Like My Noggin And

I'm The EmFight Ya'll Get In When You Debate
Who The AmBest But Ops I'm White Chalkin' When
I BStep Up To That Mic Cock It Then
(Oh My BGod, Its Him Not Again)

Reff :
 AEmbra AbracAmadabra (And For My Last Trick)
 B I'm Bout To Reach In My Bag,Em Bruh
 AEmbra AbracAmadabra (And For My Last Trick) 
 B Just Like That And I'm Back,Em Bro

Em Sometimes I Wonder What TheAm Old Me'd Say
(If When)
B If He Could See The Way ShitEm Is Today..
Em He'd Probably Say That EverAmything Is Gay
(Like Happy)
B What's My Name, What's My Name..?

How Many EmLittle Kids Still Wanna Act Like Me
AmI'm A Bigger Prick Than Cacti Be
And BThat's Why These
Words Sting Just Like EmYou Were Being
Attacked By Bees

In The EmCoupe Leaning Back My Seat
Bumpin' R. AmKelly's Favorite Group
The Black Guy Pee's
B In My Air Max 90'S
White EmT's Walkin' Parental Advisory

Em My Transgender Cat's Siamese
IAmdentifies As Black, But Acts Chinese
BLike A Motherfuckin' Hacky Sack I Treat
The EmWhole World Cause I Got It At My Feet

How EmCan I Explain To You
That Even MyAmself, I'm A Danger To
I Hop On Tracks BLike A Kangaroo
And Say A Few BThings Or Two To Anger You
(But Fuck That)

If I EmThink That Shit, I'ma Say That Shit
AmCancel Me What? Ok That's It
Go ABhead Paul Quit Snake Ass Prick,
You EmMale Cross Dresser, Fake Ass Bitch

Em And I'll Probably Get Shit For That
(Watch)
But AmYou Can All Suck My Dick, In Fact
Fuck BThem-Fuck Dre, Fuck Jimmy, Fuck Me,
Fuck EmYou
Fuck My Own Kids They're Brats
(Fuck 'Em)

Em They Can Screw Off, Them And You All,
Am You Too Paul, Got Two Balls,
B Big As Rupaul's, What You Thought YouEm Saw
Ain't What You Saw

Cause You're Never Gonna EmSee Me
Caught Sleepin' And See The KidnapAmpin'
Never Did Happen
Like Sherri PaBpini, Harry Houdini,
I Vanish InBto Thin Air As I'm Leaving Like

Reff :
 AEmbra AbracAmadabra (And For My Last Trick)
 B I'm Bout To Reach In My Bag,Em Bruh  (Like)
 AEmbra AbracAmadabra (And For My Last Trick) 
 B Just Like That And I'm Back,Em Bro