From "Helluva Boss: Season Three, Part 1 (Episodes 1-3)" (2026)
Verse 1
Until I Had A Kid
I Never Really Thought I'd Need To Change
But I Did, Ha-Ha
When You Have A Child, The Rest Gets Rearranged
All That Matters Is
You Raised 'Em To Keep Ridin' When You're Gone
You Hop Off Your Horse
And Smile As She Climbs On
Verse 2
As I Take The Reigns
Of A Herd That Stretches Back 'Til The First Days
I Can See
That This Is Who You Knew That I Could Be
So Take Care And Heed The Folks Who Stick Beside You As You Ride
Ain't Got Nothin' Without Family By Our Side
Verse 3
Now Grab Your Partner By The Tail And Tie 'Em Like A Hog
Now Twirl 'Em Like A Lasso And Then Chuck 'Em In The Bog (Ha)
Now Throw Your Weird Son In The Ring And Tell Him It's A Showdown (Yeouch)
Until You're Beaten Black And Blue, It's Not A Wackford Hoedown
Instrumental
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Verse 4
Now Kick Your Cousin In The Dick, We're Fightin' 'Til You Call It
Then Whoever's Smacked With This Here Glove, You Toss 'Em In The Brawl Pit
A Fight Can Settle Any Grudge, Damn, I Miss My Hometown
Ain't Over 'Til You're Spittin' Blood, It's A Good Old Wackford Hoedown
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Verse 5
All That Matters Are The Kin Who Keep On Fightin' By Your Side (Yoo-Hoo)
Every Punch And Stab Helps Keep Our Ways Alive
So Take Care And Heed The Folks Who Stick Beside You As You Ride
Ain't Got Nothin' Without Family 'Til We Die (Die)
Outro
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It's A Good Old Wackford Hoedown!
