Verse
Arrested On Charges Of Unemployment, He Was Sitting In The Witness Stand
The Judge's Wife Called Up The District Attorney,
Said You Free That Brown Eyed Man
Verse 2
You Want Your Job You Better Free That Brown Eyed Man
Flying Across The Desert In A Twa, I Saw A Woman Walking Across The Sand
She Been A Walkin' Thirty Miles En Route To Bombay,
To Get A Brown Eyed Handsome Man
Verse 3
Her Destination Was A Brown Eyed Handsome Man
Way Back In History Three Thousand Years, In Fact Every Since The World Began
There's Been A Whole Lot Of Good Women Sheddin' Tears,
For A Brown Eyed Handsome Man
It's A Lot Of Trouble Was Brown Eyed Handsome Man
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Verse 4
Beautiful Daughter Couldn't Make Up Her Mind, Between A Doctor And A Lawyer Man
Her Mother Told Her Darlin' Go Out And Find Yourself,
A Brown Eyed Handsome Man
Verse 5
Just Like Your Daddy, He's A Brown Eyed Handsome Man
Milo Venus Was A Beautiful Lass, She Had The World In The Palm Of Her Hand
But She Lost Both Her Arms In A Wrestling Match,
To Get Brown Eyed Handsome Man
Verse 6
She Fought And Won Herself A Brown Eyed Handsome Man
Two, Three Count With Nobody On, He Hit A High Fly Into The Stand
Rounding Third He Was Headed For Home,
It Was A Brown Eyed Handsome Man
Outro
That Won The Game; It Was A Brown Eyed Handsome Man
