I'm In The Band

Verse 1
CmFell Outta Bed Into A Suit And A Tie
FNever Woulda Guessed I'd Be Spending Every Saturday Night
A#Serenading A Room Full Of Wine
GmIf Love's In The Air, Say A Prayer For The Groom And The Bride
CmGoat Suedes And Choke Chains, It Don't Matter
FI Got Jams From Coltrane To Cobain
A#Yeah, I'd Rather Sing The Tunes That I Write
GmBut Music Don't Pay For Canned Tuna And Rice

Chorus
CmI Just Might
CmDrink Until I Can't Stand
FSlur The Words During The First Dance
A#Start A Fist Fight With The Best Man
GmScreaming, "If I Can't Have Her, Nobody Can"
CmIt Ain't Right To Ruin Their Plans
FBut, Tonight, I'm Taking That Chance
A#Baby, I'm Just A Good Guy FoGmr Thе One-Night Stand, Yeah
'Cause I'm In Thе Band

Verse 2
CmTook A Boot To The Top Of My Lip
FShouldn't Have Assumed That The Groom Was A Polygamist
A#Kahlua Shooters And Tropical Twists
GmMy Toxicological Moxie Is Hard To Resist
CmHors D'oeuvres All Over My Loafers
FBut Don't Call Me A Chauffeur, No Sir
A#Yeah, I Ain't No One-Trick Son Of A Bitch
GmI Sing From The Heart But I Think With My Dick

Chorus
CmI Just Might
CmDrink Until I Can't Stand
FSlur The Words During The First Dance
A#Start A Fist Fight With The Best Man
GmScreaming, "If I Can't Have Her, Nobody Can"
CmIt Ain't Right To Ruin Their Plans
FBut, Tonight, I'm Taking That Chance
A#Baby, I'm Just A Good Guy FoGmr Thе One-Night Stand, Yeah
'Cause I'm In Thе Band

Bridge
CmHey, You In The White Shirt
FPut Your Hands Up And Nobody Gets Hurt
A#Just Get In My Car, Yeah, We'll Go For A Ride
GmI Know You're A Star, But You're Coming With Me Tonight
CmYou Don't Try To Fight The Feeling
FKeep Your Head High Despite The Ceiling
A#The Party's Over, I Don't Understand
GmI Thought I Told You I'm In The Band

Chorus
CmI Just Might
CmDrink Until I Can't Stand
FSlur The Words During The First Dance
A#Start A Fist Fight With The Best Man
GmScreaming, "If I Can't Have Her, Nobody Can"
CmIt Ain't Right To Ruin Their Plans
FBut, Tonight, I'm Taking That Chance
A#Baby, I'm Just A Good Guy FoGmr Thе One-Night Stand, Yeah
Cm'Cause I'm In Thе Band

Outro
FI'm In The Band
A#I'm In The Band
GmI'm In The Band, Band, Band, Band, Band, Band, Band, Band, Band
CmI'm In The Band
FI'm In The Band
A#I'm In The Band, BanGmd, Band, Band, Band