Life Isn't Quite What I Thought It'd Be
When I Was A Kid On Voip
I Thought When I'd Get Older,
I'd Marry Her.. I Told Her
But Now I'm 26, Work In An Office
9 'Til 5, Not The Best, I'll Be Honest
If I Could Change A Single Thing
I'd Make It Me And Not Him..
(Chorus)
But He's In Your Bed,
I'm In Your Twitch Chat
I've Got The Key
And He's Just A Doormat
And Even Though He's Got Social Skills
That Doesn't Mean I Can't Pay The Bills
Anyway, Make The Most Of Him,
Cause She Moves On
Pretty Bloody Quick, Ooh..
Your New Boyfriend's An Arseh0Le (Wo !)
Yeah, I've Met Jared
(Of Course I've Met Jared)
The One That Took You Away From Me
You Hit It Off Instantly
I Know, Cause You Won't Stop Telling Me
I've Seen His Jawline,
Shoulders And Muscles
Push Against His Fashion Sense
I've Thought About
What He Looks Like Nude
(I'm Not Gay Though)
Cause She's Living The Dream..
Oh, She's Living The Dream..
From Back When We Were Seventeen
She's Living The Dream..
Oh, She's Living The Dream
From Back When We Were Seventeen
How On Earth Can I Be Saved?
When I'm One Click Away From Insane
I Just Think That I Deserve
A Little Bit Of What I Earned
I'm Not Gonna Make Another Scene
The One I Made When I Was 23
Means I'm Not
Allowed In Disney World
(Chorus)
But He's In Your Bed,
I'm In Your Twitch Chat
I've Got The Key
And He's Just A Doormat
And Even Though He's Got Social Skills
That Doesn't Mean I Can't Pay The Bills
Anyway, Make The Most Of Him,
Cause She Moves On
Pretty Bloody Quick, Ooh..
Your New Boyfriend's An Arseh0Le
I Think About You Everyday..
So How On Earth Can I Be Saved..
I Think About Him A Lot As Well
Maybe If He Wasn't Fine As Hell..
Cause You're Beauty.. And You're Grace
Your Telephone Calls
Are My Favorite Place
I Want You To Notice Me
With No Restraining Order Please
(Jason Derulo!)
I Want You To Care..
I Want To Smell Your Hair..
Life Isn't Quite What I Thought It'd Be
When I Was A Kid On Voip
I Thought When I'd Get Older,
I'd Marry Her.. I Told Her
But Now I'm 26, Work In An Office
9 'Til 5, Not The Best, I'll Be Honest
If I Could Change A Single Thing
I'd Make It Me And Not Him..
(Chorus)
But He's In Your Bed,
I'm In Your Twitch Chat
I've Got The Key
And He's Just A Doormat
And Even Though He's Got Social Skills
That Doesn't Mean I Can't Pay The Bills
Anyway, Make The Most Of Him,
Cause She Moves On
Pretty Bloody Quick, Ooh..
Your New Boyfriend's An Arseh0Le (Wo !)
Yeah, I've Met Jared
(Of Course I've Met Jared)
The One That Took You Away From Me
You Hit It Off Instantly
I Know, Cause You Won't Stop Telling Me
I've Seen His Jawline,
Shoulders And Muscles
Push Against His Fashion Sense
I've Thought About
What He Looks Like Nude
(I'm Not Gay Though)
Cause She's Living The Dream..
Oh, She's Living The Dream..
From Back When We Were Seventeen
She's Living The Dream..
Oh, She's Living The Dream
From Back When We Were Seventeen
How On Earth Can I Be Saved?
When I'm One Click Away From Insane
I Just Think That I Deserve
A Little Bit Of What I Earned
I'm Not Gonna Make Another Scene
The One I Made When I Was 23
Means I'm Not
Allowed In Disney World
(Chorus)
But He's In Your Bed,
I'm In Your Twitch Chat
I've Got The Key
And He's Just A Doormat
And Even Though He's Got Social Skills
That Doesn't Mean I Can't Pay The Bills
Anyway, Make The Most Of Him,
Cause She Moves On
Pretty Bloody Quick, Ooh..
Your New Boyfriend's An Arseh0Le
I Think About You Everyday..
So How On Earth Can I Be Saved..
I Think About Him A Lot As Well
Maybe If He Wasn't Fine As Hell..
Cause You're Beauty.. And You're Grace
Your Telephone Calls
Are My Favorite Place
I Want You To Notice Me
With No Restraining Order Please
(Jason Derulo!)
I Want You To Care..
I Want To Smell Your Hair..
