Bpm: 173
Single Released: 9 Sept 2026
Note: * After Chord Means Strike Chord Once And Let It Ring.
Intro
Verse 1
You Look Like A Good Problem To Have,
If The Other One Finds Out, She'll Be Twice As Mad,
And Blonde Or Black Hair Don't Matter To Me,
'Cause I Can't See It When We're Underneath The Sheets,
Underneath Them.
Interlude
Verse 2
Your Lipstick On My Felt For The Third Time This Week,
It's A Shame It Ain't The Shade Of The Lipstick On My Cheek,
And I Pray To God Them Two Don't Ever Cross Paths,
'Cause If They Do, I Know It's Gonna Be My Ass, Because,
Chorus
She Can't Fuck Me Like You Can,
'Cause She Makes Me Wanna Be A Good Man,
I Opened Up A Can Of Worms, And I Can't Find The Lid,
We Got A Bad Situation On Our Hands.
Verse 3
Well, Your Lingerie, It Don't Look Like The Night Before,
Well, I Always Liked The Look Of It When It's Laying On The Floor,
And This Shit Relationship Looks Like It's Going Down,
At Least I'll See Their Pretty Faces When I Drown, 'Cause,
Chorus
She Can't Fuck Me Like You Can,
'Cause She Makes Me Wanna Be A Good Man,
I Opened Up A Can Of Worms, And I Can't Find The Lid,
We've Got A Bad Situation On Our Hands,
Yeah, We Got A Bad Situation On Our Hands.
Instrumental
Bridge
I Think You Know How The Hell It All Ends,
When One Of Them Gets Jealous And The Other Catches Wind,
Now They're Best Friends And They Both Hate My Guts,
I Guess The Two Ain't Always Better Than The One,
Well, I Guess The Two Ain't Always Better Than The . . . ‘Cause,
Chorus
She Can't Fuck Me Like You Can,
'Cause She Makes Me Wanna Be A Good Man,
I Guess I Should Try To Put These Worms Back Inside The Can,
We've Got A Bad Situation On Our Hands,
Yeah, We Got A Bad Situation On Our Hands,
Goddamn, We Got A Bad Situation On Our Hands.
Outro
