Acapella
You Can't Get To The Bottom Of Bottle Without Downing In It First
Intro
Verse 1
From My Favorite Spots In Portland Maine To The Dive Bars In Key West
I Close Them Down From Town To Town With No One To Impress
I Keep Dragging Myself Up On Stage For Better Or For Worse
You Can't Get To The Bottom Of Bottle Without Drowning In It First
Chorus
All My Friends Are Getting Sober, But I Can't Quench My Thirst
You Can't Get To The Bottom Of Bottle Without Drowning In It First
The Only Way I Leave This Bar Is If They Shove Me In The Back Of A Hearst
You Can't Get To The Bottom Of Bottle Without Drowning In It First
Interlude
Verse 2
The Way I Still Wake Up Each Day Is Both A Blessing And A God Damn Curse
My Mind Is Full Of Fog And Dust And It's Only Getting Worse
There's A Whiskey River In My Veins And Vessals Are About To Burst
You Can't Get To The Bottom Of Bottle Without Drowning In It First
Chorus
All My Friends Are Getting Sober, But I Can't Quench My Thirst
You Can't Get To The Bottom Of Bottle Without Drowning In It First
The Only Way I Leave This Bar Is If They Shove Me In The Back Of A Hearst
You Can't Get To The Bottom Of Bottle Without Drowning In It First
Solo
Verse 3
When They Finally Put Me In The Ground They Better Wring Out To Dry
And Pour On Out Over My Grave Before You Say Goodbye
You're Praising Me For All My Problems When I Sing Them In A Verse
But,You Can't Get To The Bottom Of Bottle Without Drowning In It First
Chorus
All My Friends Are Getting Sober, But I Can't Quench My Thirst
You Can't Get To The Bottom Of Bottle Without Drowning In It First
The Only Way I Leave This Bar Is If They Shove Me In The Back Of A Hearst
You Can't Get To The Bottom Of Bottle Without Drowning In It First
You Can't Get To The Bottom Of Bottle Without Drowning In It First
Outro
