Chords
Intro
Verse 1
The Tavern Is Warm And The Ale It Flows Free,
A Massive Young Ranger Is Shouting With Glee.
With Purple Ink Painted Straight Over His Face,
He Sings Of A Beast From The Outer-Most Space!
Chorus
Oh, Stand Up For Virtue, And Evil Shall Bleed,
A Giant Space Hamster Is All That We Need!
He Sits In A Pocket, But Fiercely He Cries...
(N.c.)
"Go For The Eyes, Boo! Go For The Eyes!"
Verse 2
The Wizards May Conjure Their Fire And Their Frost,
But Face-To-Face With The Ranger, They're Lost.
For Steel May Be Sharp, And The Arrows May Fly,
But No One Expects A Small Rodent On High!
Chorus
Oh, Stand Up For Virtue, And Evil Shall Bleed,
A Giant Space Hamster Is All That We Need!
He Sits In A Pocket, But Fiercely He Cries...
(N.c.)
"Go For The Eyes, Boo! Go For The Eyes!"
Outro
So Toast To The Ranger, And Toast To His Squeak,
The Stoutest Protectors Of All Who Are Weak.
A Kick To The Butt For The Forces Of Dark,
As Long As The Hamster Can Marry His Mark!
