Just Pull The Pint

Worked Out On Request For Rolliecummins1. Do You Mind Your Username Is Here?
If You Like My "Work" Don't Hesitate To Add Favorite Or To Give It The Stars It Deserves (With Explanation?).
Here is the list of all the songs I did upload for UG :
Attention: You Are Experienced? Then Try Without Capo (Transpose Button +2)
Attention: All Chords For 2 Or 4 Beats Or Count The *

Intro
| E           | E           |

Verse 1
I EWalked Into The Local At A EQuarter After BFour
BI Pushed Back The Hinges On That BHeavy Oaken EDoor
I Was EFleeing From The Kitchen And The ESmell Of Boiling AFat
For Me Wife ARita's Got The ECabbage On And I BCan't Be Having EThat

Verse 2
I Took Me EUsual Bar Stove, Gave The EWood A Friendly BPat
I Said The BRoast Beef's Famous And A BPint To Go With EThat
The EBarman Looked At Me As If I'd ESpoken JapaAnese
He ADidn't Move A EMuscle, Didn't BEven Aim To EPlease   E​

Verse 3
He EPointed To A Little Square, A EJumble Of A BBlot
I BSaid Is That A Crossword Or A BCoffee Stain You've EGot
He ESaid You Scan The Qr Code To ESee The Sunday AFair
Then You AOrder On The EPortal And You BPay Your Money EThere

Bridge
C#mI Pulled Out The NG#mokia, The HiAnges Held By TaEpe
I C#mTried To Find The CG#mamera But The ScAreen Is Out Of ShBape
No EWi-Fi And No AData, It EBarely B/D#Makes A CC#mall
The AGuinness Tap Is ETwo Feet Off And BThat's The Worst Of EAll

Chorus
Just Pull The EPint, Just Pull The Pint, How EHard Can It BBe
I've Been BDrinking In This Place, Since B196E3
You've Got A ETap, I've Got A Fiber, Let's EKeep The Logic AClear
Since AWhen Do I Need ESoftware, Just To BBuy A Feckin' EBeer   E​

Verse 4
I ELooked Around The Room And Saw A ETragic Silent BSight
A BDozen People Hunched And Staring BAt A Glowing ELight
No EBanter In The Pub, No Stories ETold, No Laugh To AShare
Just AFingers Tapping EGlass, While The BQr Code EGlared

Verse 5
Then EOut Comes The Manager, He's EBarely 2B4
With A BHaircut Like A Poodle And His BPolicy In EStore
It's EfEficient, Sir, He Told Me, It's The EModern Floor Plan AWay
While The ADinner's Sitting ECold Upon A BLonely Kitchen ETray    E​

Verse 6
I EDidn't Raise Me Voice, I Didn't E'Cause A Bloody BScene
I BWouldn't Waste Me Breath Upon A BGodforsaken MaEchine
I Said You've EGot The Technology, You've EGot The Apps And AGear
But You've ALost The Very Thing, E  That Makes A BMan Want A EBeer

Verse 7
I Told Him EWhere To Put His App, I EMade The Message BPlain
Then I BWalked Out Hungry, Empty Into The BDrizzling Irish ERain
I'd ERather Starve In Silence Than To EGo Through With This AShite
I'd ARather Face Whatever EBreeders BBurn To Death ToEnight

Chorus
Just Pull The EPint, Just Pull The Pint, How EHard Can It BBe?
I've Been BDrinking In This Place, Since B196E3
You've Got A ETap, I've Got A Fiver, Let's EKeep The Logic CAlear
Since AWhen Do I Need ESoftware Just To BBuy A Fecking EBeer?    E​

Outro
Cut ETo The Kitchen Table, Where The Fluorescent Light Is BDim
I'm Sitting In Me Jacket With A Face That's Grey And EGrim
No Portal, And No Password, Just A Plate Of Spuds And AMeat
And A AGlass Of Lukewarm EWater Just To BMake The Thing ComEplete
ABreeder Drops The ECabbage Down, I BDon't Say A Bloody C#mWord
I AJust Let Out One ELong Groan, The BLoudest Ever EHeard
| E           | E           | E           | E B E*      ||