Dan The Man

Verse 1
AI Got An Old Buddy Called Dan, The Man, Spent DTime In Iraq And Time In Japan
He’s EMean As Sin And Tough As Hell, If AHe’s Hungry He’d Eat Up The Liberty Bell
AI’ll Tell You Friends, It’s Hard To Be Good. It’s AD Feeling Too Easily Misunderstood
But EHere’s Something Special ‘Bout Dan, The Man. He’s A ABad Mother-Sucker With A Gun In His Hands

Verse 2
AWell, Jack Links Ain’t The Ones He Likes, Got His DBoots Tied Tight And He’s Ready For A Fight
ESlaughters Just Laughter With An “S”, And I Heard ADavid Bowie Asks Dan How To Dress
ACuts Down Trees In A Single Swing. Could DUse A Tractor Tire For A Wedding Ring
ESmile Could Make A La Gal Swoon. Heard He DAanced With The Devil And Still Picked The Tune

Chorus
AOh, Dan, Dan, Dan, The Man
DDan, Dan, We Know You Can
EDans Always Got The Plan
AI Bet Ya Wish You Knew Ol’ Dan, The Man

Verse 3
AWell, He Yelled In Venice When He Stubbed His Toe, Which DAvalanched Salzburg With The Snow
And The ECops Called From The City Of Sin To Thank ADan For, Ya Know, For Not Yelling At Them
Once Loved A Rattlesnake For 13 Hours, ThenD Drove The Pacific In His Rusted Old Car
And EThey Named Him King When He Rolled In The Sand Of ABeautiful, Tropical, East Thailand

Chorus
AOh, Dan, Dan, Dan, The Man
DDan, Dan, We Know You Can
EDans Always Got The Plan
AI Bet Ya Wish You Knew Ol’ Dan, The Man

Verse 4
AWell, He Took Highway 25 Through Albuquerque DJust To Steal Some Poor Crackheads Jerky
EStopped In Mississippi Along The Way To WaEtch A Couple Of Grasshoppers Fiddlin' Away
AFolded A Paper Airplane, Flew To Ohio, Where DHe And A Tattooed Cutie Got A Little Wild
EBut She Nearly Drowned Him In A Fountain For APointing Out The Obvious Lack Of Mountains

Chorus
AOh, Dan, Dan, Dan, The Man
DDan, Dan, We Know You Can
EDans Always Got The Plan
AI Bet Ya Wish You Knew Ol’ Dan, The Man

Verse 5
AWell, One Time He Even Swam To The Moon With The DBackstroke Only So He Didn’t Land Too Soon
EBrushes His Teeth With Porcupine Quills And AHas Gator Tongues For His Window Sills
ADrinks Nitric Acid Straight From The Tap, Once DDrove Through Nepal With Kate Upton On His Lap
EStopped For Lunch In Alcapoco, And AAsked The Waitress ‘Cómo Llego Idaho”

Chorus
AOh, Dan, Dan, Dan, The Man
DDan, Dan, We Know You Can
EDans Always Got The Plan
AI Bet Ya Wish You Knew Ol’ Dan, The Man

Tag
AOh, Dan, Dan, Dan, The Man
DDan, Dan, We Know You Can
EDans Always Got The Plan
AI’m Glad That I Know Dan, The Man