Wasted On The Senate Floor

Verse 1
Esus2  We Ran Aground In The Philippines
B  Interpreting What HenriF#sus4 Bergson Means
Esus2  When He Says Life Must Be Durational
That FeelsB Million ToF#sus4 One
Esus2  Collapsed In Grace On The Carpeting
B Trade Missionaries Set ToF#sus4 Bargaining
Esus2 We Have No Use For Tricky Marketing
BWe Make Self-EvidentF#sus4 Claims
Esus2We Say, "Let The Products Sell Themselves"
Esus2We Say, "Let The Products Sell ThemselveBsus4s"
Esus2We Say, "Let The Products Sell Themselves"
Nc
Like The Minutemen Said
Bsus4      C#M     * (Missing A Chord Here)

Verse 2
Esus2I Start To Shake When She Stares At Me
BOur Currency's Almost At F#sus4Parity
Esus2I'd Try To Talk, But Apparently That'sB Not Attractively Tough  F#sus4​
Esus2We Tripped And Fell When We Formed A Team
BWe Fixed Ourselves With FF#sus4ibrin Soldering
Esus2Wait, I Was Wrong, That's Called Fibrin Glue
BWe Have Enough F#sus4​

Chorus
Esus2To Get Wasted On The Senate FF#sus4loor
She Said, G#m"Blah Blah Blah, I'm Getting BoreF#sus4d"
RepublicaEsus2n Watchman From Virginia WraF#sus4ps His Fist In A FlaG#mg
To Punch Our F#sus4Lights Out
Because We're Esus2Wasted On The Senate FloorF#sus4​
Now You'reG#m Trapped Because I Locked The DoF#sus4or
And I've Got ThisEsus2 Thorium-2F#sus432 And I've Got ThisG#m Microphone
LisF#sus4ten Up

Bridge
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Esus2Na Na Na Na, Na Na Na Na Na
B Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na F#sus4Naaaa-Ah Ah Ah

Verse 3
Esus2 We've Got Bloody Eyes But We're Feeling Good
BCausing Confusion In The F#sus4Neighborhood
Nothing ProteEsus2cts Us Like An Earmark CoulBd From BearinF#sus4g Blows
Esus2 The Price Is Only What Inflation Pulls
BThe Rules Are Strictly InF#sus4formational
Esus2We Showed Up Late To The Exxon Rave
BWe Brought Our Products IF#sus4n Tow

Chorus
Now We'reEsus2 Wasted On The Senate FlooF#sus4r
We Put EcsG#mtasy Tabs In TheF#sus4 Water Supply
Now We'reEsus2 Wasted On The Senate FlooF#sus4r
Let's See Who's G#mGay And Who GetsF#sus4 Lonely
When TheyEsus2're Wasted On The Senate FF#sus4loor
And The Naval BlG#mockade Gets StruF#sus4ck Down With No Trade-Off
We'reEsus2 Wasted On The Senate FlooF#sus4r
And We Cast Our G#mEyes To The StroF#sus4be Out

Break down
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B Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na F#sus4Naaaa-Ah Ah Ah
Esus2Na Na Na Na, Na Na Na Na Na
B Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na F#sus4Naaaa-Ah Ah Ah
Esus2Na Na Na Na, Na Na Na Na Na
B Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na F#sus4Naaaa-Ah Ah Ah
Esus2Na Na Na Na, Na Na Na Na Na
B Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na F#sus4Naaaa-Ah Ah Ah

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We Got G#mWasted On The Senate F#sus4Floor
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We Got G#mWasted On The Senate F#sus4Floor