Monte Carlo

Note
Continue Intro Plucking Pattern Into Verse 1 & 2 Without The Chord Variations On The D6
Switch To Strumming Just Before "You Never Know In Monte Carlo"
D6* = Use Intro Variations
1St Interlude Is Strummed, 2Nd Is Picked
Last Verse Is Picked
Dsus2* = Use Interlude Variation

Intro
  A6                            Em     Bm     Em     Bm

Verse 1
And The A6Three Lonely Things Poking Up From The Water
Are Her EmNipples And Her BmNose As She EmFloats On Her BmBack
And The A6Sand Is Deserted, Except For Me Standing
I EmStand As The BmLandmark To EmKeep Her On BmTrack
So The A6Ocean Won't Pull Her Away
Em  Bm  Em  Bm

Verse 2
I'm A6Guarding Our Bags Since I Really Can't Swim
And I EmDon't Want To BmLearn, Though She EmDoes Try To BmTeach
But A6Thieves Who Scope Tourists At Night In The City
In EmDaytime All BmProbably EmHang At This BmBeach A6​
A6You Never Know In Monte EmCarlo Bm​
Em  Bm

Verse 3
From A6Noon Until Evening Her A6Skin Changes Color
From EmPaler Than BmMine To A EmSun-Punished BmRed
So A6I Expect Havoc, Tonight Around Bedtime
She'll EmWant Me To BmBlow On Her EmBlisters In BmBed  A6​
A6That's The Sun In Monte EmCarlo Bm​
Em  Bm

Interlude
  A6

Em     Bm     Em     Bm

Verse 4
The A6Keeper Of The A6Lighthouse Is Sleeping
SoEm We Creep UBmpstairs To EmPlay With His BmBeam
A6Making Ships Stray From Their Courses Intended
ByEm Highlighting BmRocks And The EmShallows BeBmtween Them
And The A6Smashing Of Hulls In The Night Seemed To Have
NoEm Consequence At BmAll, Like The EmAction In BmDreams
In The A6Morning Gulls Pick Over Jetsam And Junk
Over EmFlotsam But BmFeeling No EmGuilt For Their BmScreams
While A6We Spend Three-Quarters Of Our Time Apologizing
For The EmQuarter Of The BmTime That We're EmThoughtless
And BmThoughtless And A6Mean
A6Just For Fun In Monte EmCarlo  Bm    Em    Bm    A6​
A6Just For Fun In Monte EmCarlo  Bm    Em​

Verse 5
BmWe GoA6 To The Cliffs Where The Men Cruise Each Other
Their EmCars Come And BmGo Like The EmChange Of The BmTide
Where A6Grace Kelly Swam Her Last Swim On The Planet
EmWhen Grace Kelly'Bms Roadster EmFlipped Over The BmSide Of The A6Guardrail

  A6

Em     Bm     Em     Bm

Verse 6
One A6Guy Looked So Nervous, And Standing Alone
My EmFriend Saw Him BmShaking And EmStarted To BmLaugh
I Said, "A6Wouldn't You Be Nervous If You Knew In Ten Minutes
EmYou'd Have The Surf At YoBmur Feet And SomeEm Stranger BmUp Your A6Back
A6Giving You His Best Monte EmCarlo?" Bm    Em    Bm    A6​
A A6Ten-Minute, Double-Ringed EmHalo... Bm    Em​

Verse 7
You BmKnow, The Most A6Breathtaking Sight I've Seen In Awhile
Was The EmSight Of French BmMen Fucking EmUnder The BmStars
We A6Watched Them Dancing Like Mermen On Fire
Till EmCops Came And BmChased Them EmAway In Their BmCars A6​
A6We Watched Them Run In Monte EmCarlo Bm    Em    Bm    A6​
A6We Watched Them And We LaidEm Low Bm    Em​

Interlude
  Asus2                         Em     Bm     Em     Bm

Final Verse
And My Asus2Girl Is As Red As A Rare Hothouse Flower
Her EmSkin Is So BmBurned That EmShe's Giving Off BmHeat
And My Asus2Girl Is As Tired As Nobody's Business
EmBut Sea-Air MakesBm Sleeping InEmcredibly BmSweet Asus2​
Asus2Two More Nights In Monte EmCarlo Bm    Em    Bm    Asus2​
Asus2And Her Burn Will Be A EmTan Bm    Em    Bm    Asus2​
Asus2She Can't Sleep, She Just EmSaid So Bm    Em    Bm    Asus2​
Asus2So I Turn Up The EmFan Bm    Em​