Dads Don't Forget

* Strum Once

Intro
Dm   Dm   Dm   G A

Verse 1
DmReverend Gatlin Is An Ethical Man
The GmHonorable Father Of Jennifer Anne
And DmNothing In The World That He Wouldn't Do For His ADaughter
Then DmJennifer Gatlin Met A Dick Named Dan
He GmReckoned That Dan Was A Cheating Man
And He DmCaught Him One Night, Now He's In A Hot Pot Of AWater

Pre-Chorus
And As Soon As GDan Could Talk Again, He Called The Cops
Then He GPlead His Case To An Ambulance Chaser
His ADaddy's Neighbor Called In A Favor
And DThat's What Brings Us Here Today

Chorus
GPeople Of Putnam, Y'all All Rise
CThis One Shouldn't Take Too Much Time
ToGday's The Day The Reverend Takes A DStand (Amen)
The GBailiff Led Him On Through That Door
CGave Him The Floor To Address The Court
And He GSaid To The Jury, "You'd DSurely UnderGstand"
Hell, I'm A DmMan Of God, No, I Ain't No Liar
DmHeld His Ass Up To A Brimstone Fire
DmShowed Him The Light With A Couple New Shiners
GmTook It Too Far, And AI Confess
DmGave That Devil A DLesson Learned
And DmThat Broke Jaw, Y'all DKnow He Earned It
DmMade Sure He Heard My DFavorite Sermon
JeGmsus Forgives, But ADaddies Don't ForDmget

Bridge
DmNo, No (No, No, No, No)
DmNo, No (No, No, No, No)
DmNo, No (No, No, No, No)
DmNo, No

Verse 2
DmDan Screamed Out, "See? Y'all, He Did It"
GmKnowing That You Can Acquit It
DmJury Had A Different Set Of APlans

Pre-Chorus
And The GJudge Says, "Damn, I'd Have Done It Too
If It Was GMy Girl, Dan, You'd Done It Too."
And They Were GDancing Around In Their Living Rooms
When They DmPlayed It Later On The Evening News

Chorus
GPeople Of Putnam, Y'all All Rise
CThis One Shouldn't Take Too Much Time
ToGday's The Day The Reverend Takes A DStand (Amen)
The GBailiff Led Him On Through That Door
CGave Him The Floor To Address The Court
And He GSaid To The Jury, "You'd DSurely UnderGstand"
Hell, I'm A DmMan Of God, No, I Ain't No Liar
DmHeld His Ass Up To A Brimstone Fire
DmShowed Him The Light With A Couple New Shiners
GmTook It Too Far, And AI Confess
DmGave That Devil A DLesson Learned
And DmThat Broke Jaw, Y'all DKnow He Earned It
DmMade Sure He Heard My DFavorite Sermon
JeGmsus Forgives, But ADaddies Don't ForDmget

Bridge
DmNo, No (No, No, No, No)
DmNo, No (No, No, No, No)
DmNo, No (No, No, No, No)
DmNo, No

Break
N.c.
So Y'all Think He Did It?
N.c.
Well, Yeah, He Did It, But That Dude Sucks
N.c.
Shit, I'd Have Done It Too
N.c.
Shit, Me Too
DmThe VerFdict Is In

Chorus
GPeople Of Putnam, Y'all All Rise
CThis One Shouldn't Take Too Much Time
The GForeman Said The Reverend's A Free DmMan
And He GWalked On Out To That Front Door
CTurned Around And Addressed The Court
And He GSaid, "I Bet That's The DLast Time We See GDan"
Hell, I'm A DmMan Of God, No, I Ain't No Liar
DmHeld His Ass Up To A Brimstone Fire
DmShowed Him The Light With A Couple New Shiners
GmTook It Too Far, And AI Confess
DmGave That Devil A DLesson Learned
And DmThat Broke Jaw, Y'all DKnow He Earned It
DmMade Sure He Heard My DFavorite Sermon
JeGmsus Forgives, But ADaddies Don't ForDmget

Outro
DmNo, No
DmNo, No
DmNo, No
JeGmsus Forgives, But ADaddies Don't ForDmget
DmNo, No
DmNo, No
DmNo, No
DmNo, No