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Verse 1
I'm A AFeminine EminC#em, A Slim Shady F#mLady
But Nice 'Cause I DTexted Haiti
A90 Lady C#Cops On The Road,
And I'm F#mArrested For Doing 8D0
Like AHamlet, All About C#Words, Words, WorF#mds
Divide A Whole Into DThirds, Thirds, AThirds
I'm A Gay Sea C#Otter
I Blow F#mOther Dudes Out Of The WDater
I'm The AMan Muffin, C#Diving, Muffin
F#mCold And Fly Like An ADrctic Puffin
APuffin' C#Whacky Tobaccy
F#mHating Other Rappers Like I'm HDelga Pataki
And I've Been ARocking This Mic
Before C#ElectriciF#mty
Way Back In A DThousand BcAe
That's BefC#ore The Common F#mEra

Era, Era, Era, (Era, Era)
A(Ohh!) I C#Can't Be Stopped
F#mFlow So Sick That It SDhould Be Mopped Up  A​
Chick's Got A C#Dixie Cup
I Got A F#mDick Full Of Helium, I'llD Fuck You Up
A ABoy, A Girl, A C#Middle-Aged BitF#mch
Botox IDn The Third Person
A  I Give The PersC#pective A Switch And
F#m  Bo Talks In The Third Person

Just Relax, If You Want To Know Me

Here's Two Facts

Chorus
AI Hate Catchy C#Choruses
And I'm A F#mHypocrite
DHungry, Hungry EHypocrite
AI Hate Catchy C#Choruses
And I'm A F#mHypocrite

Verse 2
Met A Girl Named AMacy C#​
I Had F#mSex With Her All DDay
But She Was DysAlexic
So I C#Ended Up Doin' The F#mYmcaD​
We ABalling, Asian,C# Wii Bowling
F#mProstate Cancer SDemicolon
AFind That Hole Like I'C#m Stephen Hawking
F#mAtticus Finch, KDilling, Mocking
A Cry, Like A C#Child Would F#m​
You Raped My DChildhood
Just AStroll In, RolC#lin' Your Pole Into
F#mRolie Polie ODlie's Colon
A(Oh) To C#Relax My Mind
I Take A F#mWalk By The Clock
And ID Pass The Time And
ARhyming, MathC#ematical Timing
F#mSyntax Impacts The IDntact Hymen
AI'm An IntC#ernet Provider
F#mCame From The Web Like A HDorny Spider
AFucked A Girl In An C#Apple Orchard
F#m  Then Came In CDider
I Thought AAids Was A C#Butt Virus
Like ConF#mjunction, Junction, ConjDunctivitis
A  I Spit Gold C#Bars
'Cause I Was MoF#mlested By My Uncle MDidas
Gay ADads Blow Pops, Another Sucker

Oedipus Was The First Motherfucker

Chorus
AI Hate Catchy C#Choruses
And I'm A F#mHypocrite
DHungry, Hungry EHypocrite
AI Hate Catchy C#Choruses
And I'm A F#mHypocrite (Hypocrite)  D​

Verse 3
AWe, The People Of The C#Usa
JoF#mse, We're Not Talking To YDou, Essé
We Got A ABorder In Order To C#Keep You Out
It's What My F#mNyu EssDay's About
Cause We're,A Xenophobic C#Warrior Princess
F#mMolested By My Uncle SDam, Is That Incest?
A"I Want You To C#Smell My Finger”
F#mDoes My Nephew's SDcent Still Linger?
ASouth Of Queers, C#North Of Hell
The F#mQueer Ones Suck And The BDrown Ones Smell
We AGuard The Border And We C#Guard It Well
But Some F#mSlip Through The Cracks Of The LDiberty Bell
Did AI Say Liberty? C#I Meant Taco,
F#mPaco, Hey You Better LDet That Rock Go
'Cause AIn Real Life GoC#liath Wins
And Then F#mSells All The Silk
That The DWidow Spins

One More Time

Chorus
AI Hate Catchy C#Choruses
And I'm A F#mHypocrite
DHungry, Hungry EHypocrite
AI Hate Catchy C#Choruses
And I'm A F#mHypocrite (Hypocrite)  D​

Bridge
Yeah, Break It Down Now, What
ABitches And Hoes, Bo's C#Hoes, Oh
Bitches And F#mHoes, BDitches, Hoes
ABitches And Hoes Don't Exist
Because The C#Hoes Know Bo's A Feminist
F#mBitches And Hoes Don't Exist
Because The DHoes Know Bo's A Feminist
So ATake Off Your Bras And Burn 'Em, Oh
C#  Or You Can Let Me Burn 'Em, Oh
F#mTake Off Your Bras And Burn 'Em, Oh
DOr You Can Let Bo Burnham Burn 'Em
ATake Off Your Bras And Burn 'Em, Oh
C#  You Can Let Me Burn 'Em, Oh
F#mTake Off Your Bras And Burn 'Em, Burn 'Em
DOr You Can Let Bo Burnham Burn 'Em
AHoes, Bo's C#Hoes, Oh, Bitches And F#mHoes

Bitches!

Ehm, Dizzy