The Robots Vs Mrs Patel

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Verse 1
The FYear Was 2020, And The BbHumans Weren’t Doing So FWell
For DmInstance CTake The BbInteresting Case Of CMrs. Anjuli Patel
She FWorked At The Easyday Supermarket, Which BbGave Her No Special EnFjoyment
It Was DmNot A Good CJob, But BbIt Was A Job, And She Was Grateful To CHave The EmpFloyment

It Was A FWednesday But To Mrs. Patel It Was A BbWorkday Just Like Any FOther
She Was PreDmoccupied CThinking Of BbHow She Felt Guilty About Not CSpending Time With Her Mother
When She FArrived At Her Workplace She Stopped At The Sight Of BbSomething That Glittered And FGleamed
In DmPlace Of Her CUsual BbRegister Was A Shining Self-CCheckout MacFhine

Then DmOut Of Her Normally AWell-Mannered Mouth Came Words Like Fucking And DmHell
And CThat Was The Start Of The FTerrible BbTale Of The Robots Versus Mrs PaCtel
Of The CRobots Versus Mrs PaFtel

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Verse 2
Well Her FBoss Was A Pencil Moustache With A Pulse, His Eyes Traveled BbSouth Like Vasco Da FGama
And He DmLeered And He CJeered And He BbSaid With A Sneer “Mrs P, Let’s Not Have Any CDrama,
This Is FSecure Checkout Auto-Bot 1000, Scab Bb1000 If You PreFfer
You’ll Be DmTraining Our CCustomers To BbUse It, And Dealing With Problems CThat May OccFur”

Now FMrs. Patel Thought Of Strangling Him With The BbLanyard That Held Her FId Card
But She DmNeeded The CWork Even BbMore Since Her Husband Lost His Job As A Security CGuard
And She Was FSpending Her Evenings In Night School, Learning BbCoding And Programming FSkills
One DmDay Soon CEnough, She BbThought To Herself, I’ll Get Off This Wage CSlavery TreadFmill

So She DmOpened Scab 1000’S AManual To Page One, And Thought To DmHerself:
We’ll CSee Who Will FWin In This BbBattle I Call The Robots Vs. Mrs. PaCtel

The CRobots Vs. Mrs. PaFtel

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Verse 3
Helping FCustomers Learn How To Use The Machines With BbWhich They Would Soon Be RepFlaced
Was An DmIrony CFrom Which BbMrs Patel And Her Colleagues Found They Just Could Not EscCape
Some Plotted FSabotage, Some Dreamed Of A Union, But BbMrs Patel Knew The FTruth
When DmRobots And CBosses BbFind Common Causes There Is Nothing Poor CWorkers Can FDo

Or FThat’s What She Thought Until One Fateful Evening In Her BbLate-Night Advanced Coding FClass
When She DmLearned About CStrategies BbKnown To The Nerds As Adversarial AttCacks
So She FCoded A Way To Trick The Machines To Check Out BbItems That Didn’t ExiFst
And To DmCharge The Fake CShopping To Her BbBoss’s Account Before He CKnew What He’d FMissed

A Little DmAlgorithm Helped Her ABankrupt The System And The Rest Of The Franchise As DmWell
And In A CWay You Could FSay That The BbRobots Joined Forces With The Hero Called Mrs PaCtel
The CHero Called Mrs PaFtel

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Outro
Now She’s ReFvered As A Binary Robin Hood ThroughBbout The SubcontinFent
The DmWorkers All CDance In BbCapital’s Ashes And Sing Of Her AccomplishCments
And FShe And Her Team Of Rebellious Machines Are RBbedistributing The FWealth
All You DmBosses And CBankers Had BbBetter Beware Of The Robots And Mrs CPatel
The BbRobots And Mrs PaFtel