Intro
"Eh, Excuse Me, Mister, Uh
There's A Bit Of A Problem, On My House, You See Here
I've Been Here About Three Hours Now And I Wanna See It Out"
"Oh, No, It's-It's Not The Water Port Department, Son, Try The Gas Port"
"No, It's About My Office"
"Take It To The Electricity Port"
"Yeah"
"No, It's Something Else Mate, You Better Go On Down To The Other Place, Do You Know What I Mean?"
"But, But I've Just Been There!"
Verse 1
The Fridge And The Phone And The Front Doorbell
They've All Gone Broke, They Don't Work Too Well
My Dad's Complained Till He's Blue In The Face
Electric Board Said "It Isn't The Place To Fix It" (Place To Fix It)
Why Do They Mix It? (Why Do They Mix It?)
Tried The Gas Board (Tried The Gas Board)
He Just Got Ignored
Chorus
Now Ain't That Typical British, Typical British Workmanship
Typical British, Typical British Workmanship
Verse 2
The Water's Coming Through Onto The Bedroom Floor
My Dad Sent Letters To The Water Board
The Only Trouble Is They Sent One Reply
It Said "Catch The Drips In Buckets And Keep Yourselves High And Dry" (High And Dry)
Oh, My Dad Nearly Cried (Dad Nearly Cried)
Well, We Tried To Call Board (Tried To Call Board)
We Just Got Ignored
Chorus
Now Ain't That Typical British, Typical British Workmanship
Typical British, Typical British Workmanship
Verse 3
Dad's New Car Does Nothing But Squeak
The Radiators Busted And It Overheats
The People In The Carriage Said They'd Fix It For Free
Instead, My Dad Billed The Man £10 9S. 3D. (9/3)
Oh, The Audacity (The Audacity)
Well, He Took It Into Court (Took It Into Court) (This Is No Such Case, Adjourned)
He Just Got Ignored (Yeah!)
Chorus
Now Ain't That Typical British, Typical British Workmanship
Typical British, Typical British Workmanship
Don't You Know, Typical British, Typical British Workmanship
Outro
"Typical British, Mate?"
"Everywhere You Go, Someone's Got Their Smoke, It's All Over The Place"
"Next Thing You Know You Can't Breathe Heavy"
"Oh, What's This Here? Ah, What Bowl A Souvenir"
"Made In Japan"
"See What I Mean? You Don't Stop Over There"
"Oh, Well I'm Going"
"Hey, Don't Fade It Out"
"Yeah, Don't Fade It Out Yet"
"Dick?"
"Typical British, Mate, Fading It Out"...
