Verse 1
Bought A Toaster Just To Make Some Toast
First I Had To Scan A Qr Code
Where's The Jerk Who Built This Hamster Wheel?
I'm Gonna Tell Him Exactly How I Feel
Chorus
Hoops, Hoops
Jump, Jump, Jumpin' Through Hoops
Hoops, Hoops
Jump, Jump, Jumpin' Through Hoops
Post-Chorus
Verse 2
Bought An Iron Just To Fix My Clothes
Got A Procedure Just To Fix My Nose
Calvin Broadus Warned Us All About Hoes
And All She Ever Wanted Was To Paint Her Toes
Chorus
Hoops, Hoops
Jump, Jump, Jumpin' Through Hoops
Hoops (Spin In A Circle)
Hoops (Stuck Inside A Loop)
Jump, Jump, Jumpin' Through Hoops
Bridge
I Don't Wanna Deal With The Rigamarole
I'm Good Where I Am, I'm A Straight-Talking Man
Your Plan Ain't Workin', Let Me Settle The Score
I Don't Wanna Jump Through Your Hoops No More
I Don't Wanna Deal With The Rigamarole (I Was Jumpin', Jumpin')
I'm Good Where I Am, I'm A Straight-Talking Man (Jumpin', I Was Jumpin')
Your Plan Ain't Workin', Let Me Settle The Score (Jumpin', Yeah, I'm Jumpin')
I Don't Wanna Jump Through Your Hoops No More (I Was Jumpin')
Guitar Solo
Chorus
Hoops, Hoops
Jump, Jump, Jumpin' Through Hoops
Hoops (Spin In A Circle!)
Hoops (Stuck Inside A Loop!)
Jump, Jump, Jumpin' Through Hoops
Hoops
Hoops
