Intro
Intro
Here We Go Again...
Verse 1
It Started With A Feast, So Grand,
But Now We've Got More Ham Than We Can Stand
Mashed Potatoes In A Tupperware Stack
That Fruitcake? Yeah, It's Coming Back
Pre-Chorus
Leftovers, Knocking On Your Door
Wrapped In Foil, You Can't Ignore
Gravy Boats And Cranberry Gunk
Sneaking In Your Fridge Like A Holiday Punk
No Escape, They've Made A Plan
Even Your Neighbor's Got A Ham
Ready Or Not, They're Comin' Through
Christmas Leftovers Are Stalking You
Chorus
Auntie Jean Brings "Just One More Plate"
Cold Green Beans That Just Weren't Great
Pie With Crust That She Just Couldn't Shove
But In This House, We Call That Love
Verse 2
Leftovers, Knocking On Your Door
Wrapped In Foil, You Can't Ignore
Gravy Boats And Cranberry Gunk
Sneaking In Your Fridge Like A Holiday Punk
No Escape, They've Made A Plan
Even Your Neighbor's Got A Ham
Ready Or Not, They're Comin' Through
Christmas Leftovers Are Stalking You
Pre-Chorus
You Thought You'd Dodged The Casserole
But It's Hiding In A Butter Bowl
You Can Run, You Can Hide
But That Eggnog's Got Nowhere To Ride
Bridge
Leftovers, Knocking On Your Door
Wrapped In Foil, You Can't Ignore
They Multiply When You're Asleep
Now Your Freezer's Piled Six Feet Deep
Mac And Cheese With Mystery Spice
Merry Guilt Served Cold (And Twice)
Ready Or Not, They're Comin' Through
Christmas Leftovers—Forever True
Final Chorus
So Here's Your Tray, Don't Say No
Spread The Joy, And The Overflow
'Til Next Year's Feast, We Carry On
With Leftovers... Still Not Gone
