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Intro
Verse 1
I've Tried Nice And Respectful And Yet Polls Are Neglectful
With Me Losing Even Fox News
I Can Threaten An Army With Steven So Smart Me
There's No Guarantee I Don't Lose
I've Tried Lying And Fibbing And Mocking And Ribbing
And The Numbers Are Still Way Too Low.
So What Can A Guy Do To Get Through To All Of You
But Offer You Cash For Your Votes?
Chorus
I'm Bribing You. That's What I Said.
I'm Bribing You, Trying Money Instead.
I Want The Midterms Going My Way
With No Chance Of Losing, It Ain't So Confusing.
I'm Paying Later For Your Votes Today. I Said I'll
Pay You Later For Your Votes Today.
Verse 2
I've Tried Backing Some Losers, Many Of Them Abusers.
But Our Party's Still Making No Ground.
If We Lose This Next One, It Stops All My Fun.
And Then All My Dark Secrets Get Found.
I Want To Keep My Power. And What's My Finest Hour?
I Need Little Mike To Stay In Charge.
So, I Pick Loyal Dum Dums. It's All That I Run.
But The Numbers Still Aren't Very Large.
Bridge
Can't You See? $5,000. F Democracy. $5,000. Quit Proquo.
$5,000. No One Will Know. $5,000, I'll Wait.
I Said The Quiet Part Out Loud.
Chorus
I'm Bribing You. That's What I Said.
I'm Bribing You, Trying Money Instead.
I Want The Midterms Going My Way
With No Chance Of Losing, It Ain't So Confusing.
I'll Pay You Later For Your Vote Today. I Said
I'll Pay You Later For Your Vote Today.
Outro
Really Hate That Sad Loser, Mr. Newberger. Who Me?
