Verse 1
Oh We Went Up To The Highlands Of Scotland
To The Land Of The Loch And The Glen
And We'll All Bring Our Wives Back A Present
So We Can Go Next Again
Chorus
Singing, Too-Ral-Ay-Oo-Ral-Ay-Addi
We Went Up By Train And By Car
When The Juice Of The Valleys Start Flowing
We All Saw The Game In The Bar
Verse 2
We Loaded The Bus Up With Flagons
And We Left About Quarter Past 7
We Stopped 14 Times Between Neath And Bridgend
We Were Still In Glamorgan Not 'Leven
Chorus
Singing, Too-Ral-Ay-Oo-Ral-Ay-Addi
We Went Up By Train And By Car
When The Juice Of The Valleys Start Flowing
We All Saw The Game In The Bar
Verse 3
Old Will He Went Up To The Driver
He Said Can You No Stop This Bus For A While
He Said Man Alive, We're On The M5
You'll Have To Hang On Till Carlisle
Chorus
Singing, Too-Ral-Ay-Oo-Ral-Ay-Addi
We Went Up By Train And By Car
When The Juice Of The Valleys Start Flowing
We All Saw The Game In The Bar
Verse 4
So Will He Climbed Up On The Sun Roof
And He Stood On The Bus In Disgrace
He Wasn't To Know That That Bridge Was So Low
But He Died With A Smile On His Face
Chorus
Singing, Too-Ral-Ay-Oo-Ral-Ay-Addi
We Went Up By Train And By Car
When The Juice Of The Valleys Start Flowing
We All Saw The Game In The Bar
Verse 5
He Was Splattered All Over The Pavement
And His Leek It Was Stuffed Down His Throat
And I Heard Will's Friend Say, As They Scraped Will Away
"My Ticket Was Inside His Coat"
Chorus
Singing, Too-Ral-Ay-Oo-Ral-Ay-Addi
We Went Up By Train And By Car
When The Juice Of The Valleys Start Flowing
We All Saw The Game In The Bar
