Verse 1
I Bought A Car, A Few Years Ago
I Put On A Few Miles, A Hundred Thousand Or So
I Get Her Gassed Up, Every Week-End
I Go Ridin’ Around, With None Of My Friends
Verse 2
Then I’m Back On The Ranch, And I Open The Box
Of Some Old Peter Pan, It’s Hard As A Rock
It’s Been There Since, I Don’t Know When
Then I Get Out A Spoon, And I Try To Dig In
Chorus
Saturday Night, Saturday Night
Woah Oh, Another Shitty Saturday Night
Saturday Night, Saturday Night
Yeah Aah, Another Shitty Saturday Night
Verse 3
Well I Pick Up The Phone, I Call Up My Ex
I Hang It Up Quick, I Wonder If She Suspects
Then I Let Out The Cat, Then I Let Him Back In
That’s All She Left, She Didn’t Even Like Him
Verse 4
Well I’ve Got A Good Job, Down At The Plant
The Union’s So Strong, I’ll Never Get Canned
And I Got Money To Burn, And I’ll Spend It On You
You Wanna Know Why, Cause Friday Stunk Too
Chorus
Saturday Night, Saturday Night
Woah Oh, Another Shitty Saturday Night
Saturday Night, Saturday Night
Yeah Aah, Another Shitty Saturday Night
Verse 5
Well I Turn On The Tube, There’s Nothin’ Good There
I Get Out The Shears, And Try To Cut My Own Hair
I Set A New Trap, To Catch An Old Mouse
I Pick Up A Mag, And Fall Asleep On The Couch
Chorus
Saturday Night, Saturday Night
Woah Oh, Another Shitty Saturday Night
Saturday Night, Saturday Night
Yeah Aah, Another Shitty Saturday Night
Saturday Night, Saturday Night
Woah Oh, Another Shitty Saturday Night
Saturday Night, Saturday Night
Yeah Aah, Another Shitty Saturday Night
