Intro
Verse 1
Give Me A Kiss If You're Looking For Trouble
Kiss Me Again, 'Cause I'm Hoping You Are
Press It Right There And I'll Pay You Back Double
But This Ain't The Real Thing
Look At My Lips, They're Just Dying To Taste You
Look At My Teeth, They're Just Aching To Bite
But As For My Heart, It's A Big Empty Chasm
'Cause This Ain't The Real Thing
It's Just A Spasm
Verse 2
You've Got A Laugh That Could Bring Me To Tears
You've Got Compassion Coming Out Of Your Ears
You've Got A Mind That's Agile And Bright
But That's Not The Reason That I'm Yours Tonight
Pre-Chorus
Well, I've Got This Urge To Consume You In Pieces
I've Got Desires That Could Swallow You Wholе
Feelings Like These, I'm Surе Everyone Has 'Em
Chorus
But They're Not The Real Thing
They're Just A Spasm
They're Not The Real Thing
They're Just A Spasm
Instrumental
Bridge
Well, I Know This Trick That Could Give You Convulsions
I Know This Trick That Could Bring Near Death
Some Call It Sick, Some Call It Exotic
But Never The Real Thing, Though It's Quite Spasmodic
Verse 3
You've Got A Smile That's Gentle And Wise
You've Got A Holy Man Look In Your Eyes
You Know Where You're Going, You Know Where You've Been
But That's Not Why My Nails Are Tearing Into Your Skin
Pre-Chorus
So Let's Get This Straight, I'm Not In For The Long Haul
So Spare Me The Roses The Wine And The Song
It All Boils Down To The Raw Protoplasm
Chorus
'Cause This Ain't The Real Thing
It's Just A Spasm
This Ain't The Real Thing
Instrumental
Outro
But Who Needs The Real Thing
When We've Got The Spasm
