Intro
Verse
I Sure Could Use An "Atta Boy" Or A Big Ol' High Five
I'd Love To Hear "You're Killin' It Dude" ", It's Been A Long Time
Since I Hit One Out Of The Park Or Nailed It As They Say
I Guess I've Been In A Dry Spell But That's About To Change 'Cause
Pre-Hook
Every Week Has A Weekend By This Time Friday Night
Ill Be Done With My Third Can Of Cold Bud Light
(If You Want A Margarita Ill Get Tequila And Ice)
Hook
And T'll Be Crushin' It Yeah, I'll Be Crushin' It
Verse 2
Let's Say Your Baby's Mad 'Cause You Told Her That You'd Hang Some Pictures For Her
You Know The Ones She Framed From Late Last Spring Of You And Her In Florida
You're Up On The Ladder When It Shatters Into Smithereens
She Shakes Her Head And Looks At You And Says "Ain't You Good For Anything And You Say
Bridge
I Can Stomp It With My Boot Unch It With My Fist
Smash It On My Forehead Yeah, I Got This
Ill Be Crushin' It Oh,
Ill Be Crushin' It
Bridge 2
I Figured This Out In College Walking Past Them Gothic Columns
That I Was Gonna Probably Wind Up Somewhere Near The Bottom
I Was Never Gonna Be The Best Or Brightest Guy Around
But Like The Great George Freaking Strait,
I'm The King Of Gettin' Unwound
